Fantasy becomes real life~.

[its_not_wrong]

So, I have birthday QMi ficlets for yixing. And a fill from request post for sweetshisus!!!

Title: Gnome Friend
Pairing: Kyuhyun/Zhou Mi
Summary: Kyuhyun is a gnome. Slight crack fic

Comments

[hotfruits]

Gnome!Kyuhyun ♥

[yixing]

Isn't it great? I've been begging anything and anyone to write me gnome!kyu QMi since May :^D

[its_not_wrong]

LOL I AM GLAD YOU LIKED IT.

And amused that someone else in the world would enjoy gnome!Kyu. :D

[yixing]

what are you talking about? gnome!kyu is the best. everyone loves gnome!kyu.

[sweetshisus]

I LOVE YOU OMG. OKAY OKAY HOLD ON I HAVE TO FINISH. CAPS FOR MY ~EXCITEMENT, OKAY.

LOL WHEN I FIRST READ 'OKCATS', I BURST OUT LAUGHING. IDK WHY. LOL I'M WEIRD. UNFFFFFF TAEC THAT BETTER NOT BE THE ONLY THING YOU STRIP IN THIS. UNFFFFFFFF YEAH, YOU DOWN THAT DRINK, YOU MOTHERFUCKING BAD BOY. AWWWW POOR BB MAKNAE CHANSUNG. GO HOME AND SLEEP, BB. YOU'RE TOO YOUNG FOR GANG WARS. I'M SORRY, KWON? LIKE JO KWON? LOLOLOL. OKAY WOW.

HWEHPXCL;FHAHWOPEIRUPOSIUFPAWER YOU WORK THAT KHUNYOUNG IN, YEAHHHHH. LMAO WOOYOUNG, A FLOOZY. LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOD'S CHOISEN. OMG YOU REALLY DID IT. I'M TRYING SO HARD NOT TO LAUGH HOLY SHIT. THIS IS NOT WORKING. LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY STOMACH. HAHAHAHAHAHA. OMG SRS BSNS JAY MENTION ALL OF A SUDDEN. OR TACIT JAY MENTION. LOL AT EUNHAE 'CRUISING' ON THE STREETS THOUGH. I'M CRYING. SO HARD. RIGHT NOW. FROM LAUGHING. Y U DO DIS TO ME, LAURA. ILY.

LOL AT WOO COMING UP WITH THE WAY TO SETTLE SHIT. UNF AT HIM PLAYING WITH KHUN'S HAIR AND OTHER THINGS, I'M SURE. LOL I'M SORRY, WAT, CHANSUNG

[yixing]

This comment is amazing. js.

[its_not_wrong]

THIS COMMENT IS TRULY EPIC AND OMG I'M STILL SMILING REREADING IT. I'M SO HAPPY YOU LIKED IT OMG HAHHAHAHAHA, ILU2. :D

[yixing]

I LOVED THE GNOME!KYU SO MUCH. AND HOW HE WAS ALL CREEPY AND ALL OVER THE PLACE AND OMG I WISH I HAD A GARDEN SO I COULD HAVE MY OWN GNOME...BUT IF THE GNOME WAS ANYTHING LIKE KYU IT WOULD PROBABLY BE PISSED TO BE SLEEPING OUTSIDE AND THEN KILL ME D^: ...STILL I WANT A GNOME KYU~ ALJSF;SF YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON AMAZING ENOUGH TO GIVE INTO MY STRANGE REQUESTS.

AND THE EXTRA FIC OMGOMGOMG IT WAS SO CUTE. I WAS TOTALLY SURPRISED TO SEE IT B/C IT WASN'T IN THE REQUEST BUT I WAS SO PLEASANTLY SURPRISED. QMISM~ ALWAYS BELIEVE. I MEAN, I'VE BEEN SO BUSY LOOKING FOR HEESPARKS THAT I HAVEN'T READ ANY QMI AT ALL D^:

여보~ 정말 많이 사랑해!

[its_not_wrong]

Once we had a gnome but it was stolen so we never bought another one. DDD:

OMG I AM SO GLAD YOU LIKED IT LOL I WAS LIKE, UNSURE WHAT I WAS WRITING AND IF IT WAS WHAT YOU WANTED SO YAY~! Kyu WOULD be a creepy gnome... js. I LIKE WRITING THINGS THAT MAKE PEOPLE HAPPY.

I actually wrote the extra one first then remembered you wanted gnome fic, lol. And they were both short, so I felt it was needed. THE WORLD CAN ALWAYS USE MORE QMI. <3

THANK YOUUUUUU, ilu too baby~.

[mingsunni]

LMAO I LOVE CREEPYSTALKER!GNOME!KYU. LOL FOREVER.

UNFING FOREVER, KYUHYUN IN A DRESS. WANT. And then Heechul just knowing without actually saying anything. So perfectly Heechul. LMAO ZHOU MI YOU DICK YOU TOLD HIM OMG.

Oh goddd that was precious. Kyuhyunnn, you sap. It's sort of adorable. It's really adorable.

I can't wait till Qmi gets reunited irl.

[its_not_wrong]

Let's face it, gnome!Kyu would just be a big creeper.

ME TOO. KYU, WHY DON'T YOU CROSSDRESS MORE?!? Of course Mi told Heechul, that's what bffs do~. Gossip about their love lives.

I NEED QMI IRL. Will settle for ChulMi bffery rn tho.

[its_not_wrong]

SURPRISE!COMMENT IS NOT REALLY A SURPRISE. XD

IDK my friend wanted gnome!Kyu fic for so long, so I finally wrote some for her, idgi but yeah! :D

LOL, I WANT KYU CROSSDRESSING REALLY BADLY B/C HIS HIPS ARE KILLER. UNF.

IDGI EITHER but my friend wanted Siwon/Taec sooooo yeah. :D BUT I AM GLAD YOU LIKED IT OMG THANK YOU.

CHANSUNG HOW ARE YOU SO CUTE OMGGGGGGGGG? I want to put him in my pocket only my pocket would have to like HUGE. XD