that was me at 6:30 this morning with jacky talking about how schaumburg cops aren't fat and everyone elses are. i guess that the nazi-german roots of schaumburg have soaked into my brain forcing me to believe that schaumburg is superior to all. because it is ( Read more... )

VAGINAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

someone make this look pretty for me! post if you want the job!