[Sims] Vaudelaire update.
This isn't reflective of Violet and Vimes's relationship. It's got more to do with the fact that Ash wandered away from the stove while cooking.
Good job, Ash.
Violet is politely trying not to retch.
Maybe there's something wrong with Ash's cooking. This is a separate meal from the one that features above.
Okay, I tried getting Kieran to make out with Ash, but he was more interested in mocking Vimes.
I don't think I need to add anything here.
I'm not sure why dancing with Omi makes Ivy so unhappy. She didn't like dancing with Ash either. For that matter, what is it with Sims and dancing?
Ash proceeds to dance with Omi. Amusingly, none of these guys like each other at all.
While Ash is doing the grocery shopping, a really unlikely pair play arcade games together. Tiny I can see, but Francescu?
In a shock twist that will surprise absolutely no one, Ash and Francescu seem to be getting on well.
Back at home, well. You remember the pervert faces Vimes was making while using the telescope? Kieran was using it and started making the same faces. No Sophie thought bubbles popped up so I thought 'huh, maybe he's not spying on her.' No, soon after he's done, Sophie comes over to yell. This is her leaving -- I love the cheerful wave.
And yes, that is Vimes getting his perve on in the background. He needs the logic point. He's just been promoted to Patrol Officer.
He's not pregnant. He's just put on weight.
I love that Kieran fixing the shower involves Kieran yelling at it and beating it up.
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Hands up who saw this coming?
Luckily Sophie has a short term memory. I send the Vaudelaires to the park for some socialising, and Violet and Sophie play on the swings.
And the second they get home, before they're even out of the taxi ...