Bat-Sims.

Jun 08, 2008 11:06





So, wow. Apparently Alfred really knows how to charm the ladies. Or at least, charm Bulma. Wow. This is kind of scarring. Luckily, Bulma and Harley went home soon after this.

Tim and Tiny could care less.



I decided to finally let Bruce fulfill his ambition of learning how to make toaster pastries. Yes, Bruce. You're a genius.

Unbelievably, the pastries turned out okay, and Bruce's meter went all the way to platinum. Even more unbelievably, the pastry want was replaced by the ambition to dance with Nightwing.

Oh wow. Again.

So okay, apparently there is someone who does care about Alfred's love-life. Nightwing is not impressed at the fact that Alfred looks like he might have a chance of getting some. Sadly it looks like I accidentally saved over Nightwing bitchslapping Alfred, but yeah. Sim jealousy is kind of special, made even more so by the fact that Nightwing is reacting this way, not because he has a crush on Bulma, but because he has a crush on Alfred.

Or had. They're back down to best friend level now, at least on Nightwing's side. I have to wonder, where has Alfred been for all the making out with Bruce that was going on?



Wow. Can we say hypocritical much?

Meanwhile, Robin and Violet are mutually crushing (and you guys have no idea how hard I worked to get them to be friends, so the crushing thing is a big surprise).



Violet's leet break-dancing skills are the best. But -- I thought Robin was supposed to be the flexible one?



Okay, after a lot of flirting (most of it on Violet's part, wtf), Robin and Violet have reached best friends level. How to mark this occasion? Punching each other.



I love the Bats.



It finally happened! Bruce got abducted by aliens! :D :D :D

I wasn't fast enough to get a shot of the abduction, but here is everyone reacting immediately afterwards. Their action tag is 'Witness Abduction.'

Bizarrely, Bruce's action tag is 'return home.' Shortest abduction ever.



Alfred is already bored of this. Nightwing is waiting for Tim to stop angsting so he can wave at him. Tiny ... yeah.



Notice what Alfred is doing in the background there.



... that was the shortest abduction ever. Same night even.



... I'm not sure if Tim and Tiny are welcoming Bruce home or laughing at him. Alfred ... I just have no idea.

Also, look at Bruce's new aspiration.



Bruce, you've just been abducted by aliens. Your family is all there (except for Nightwing who needs his beauty sleep apparently) waiting to greet you. And instead of saying hi you're ... yeah.

This guy needs his priorities sorted.



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