Demagoguery: n. impassioned appeals to the prejudices and emotions of the populace

[its_the_voice]

Missiles? Missiles?

I don't think so.

[ooc: In Metatron's immediate vicinity, which at this time will be in Xanadu, any missiles that come his way will result in a rain of fish instead. It's as close to canon as I can get with the baseball bat/fish incident.]

Comments

[one_of_heaven]

...there is nothing kinder to aesthetic purposes in which you could transform them? Nothing?!

[its_the_voice]

Do it yourself if you want a rain of flowers.

[one_of_heaven]

It is hardly power if you cannot customize.

[its_the_voice]

I chose fish. They're useful as fertilizer, as food for the animals, as reminders of miracles.

If you're so into power, Mr. Stars and Garters, clean them up.

[relieved_deity]

And I've been accused of being needlessly cruel back home.

[its_the_voice]

Your purposes are more than just random whims.

[relieved_deity]

Oh I know.

Fond of fish?

[its_the_voice]

They're easier than frogs?

[lyra_of_dust]

Oh. Fertilizing the gardens?

[its_the_voice]

Every thing may have its purpose. Fertilizing the gardens, feeding the animals. Not blowing things up for the whims of false idols.

[lyra_of_dust]

Oh, they probably didn't do it for the deities.

[its_the_voice]

No, but the false gods encouraged this day.

[comesinsixpacks]

...Deja vu.

[its_the_voice]

... With two heads, I'd suppose many things would be deja vu for you.

[comesinsixpacks]

Don't suppose you could do a whale, eh?

[its_the_voice]

Walking exception to the 'two heads are better than one' rule, eh?

A whale at that speed would still be a missile.

She isn't in Xanadu, so no fish comment. Alexiel hates gardens

[againstgod]

Fireworks.

[its_the_voice]

Bloody stupidity.

[againstgod]

Be thankful we are spared of this.

[its_the_voice]

Funny thing that. There's not much that makes me want to start a war.