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[its_the_voice]

You have got to be kidding me.

Lighten up. It's all part of the Plan.

Quiet you, or we'll find out what platypus flavor really is.

I'd like to see you try.

[ooc: Didn't someone recently mention playtpus?]

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[i_themagician]

So you are platypus-flavored!

[its_the_voice]

No, the platypus is platypus-flavored.

[i_themagician]

But the platypus is part of you, therefore you must also be.

He's slightly drunk, don't mind him.

[its_the_voice]

Then what flavor are you?

Lucky. I think I get around the rules against imbibing and he still won't let me.

[browning_baby]

...... oh boy.

[its_the_voice]

He doesn't know a good thing when he sees it.

What did I say about being quiet? I'm the Voice here, not you.

Well, technically...

[browning_baby]

Neither does mine. She thinks I'm noisy!

.... they don't seem to listen really well.

[its_the_voice]

I had noticed that. In my experience, platypuses are not usually so mouthy.

What else did you expect Mr. Voice-of-God?

[jesus_yamato]

Be careful. Platypuses are poisonous.

[its_the_voice]

More of Her quirky sense of humor. They also lactate. Sans nipples, thank you very much.

[jesus_yamato]

You're an expert?

[its_the_voice]

I've been around since their creation, so yes, I think I'm a bit of an expert.

[lyra_of_dust]

Eheheheh. Thanks for... um, that thing that happened, by the way.

[its_the_voice]

I'm sure I'm not the one who needs thanking.

Don't mind him. He just fakes the grumpiness.

[lyra_of_dust]

We already thanked the skeeball lady.

[its_the_voice]

As long as you've thanked Her, that's all that's needed.

[tenmorehours]

...You too?!

See? I'm not that weird.

[its_the_voice]

It certainly seems so. A platypus just wandered out from behind a rock and said hello.

I've seen enough platypuses to know they don't do that.

At least two of us do, hm? Hi!

[tenmorehours]

I've never even seen a platypus until now...although she says she's a "daemon." It sounds like some sort of bad joke.

Hello! What's your name? Mine is Nadejda.