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[its_the_voice]

Were I to acquire a sudden new fear, it might be of this cat. Thank God for its silence, at least

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[worthyofhislove]

The torch is already passing?

[its_the_voice]

Do you want a cat?

[worthyofhislove]

No. I have my own projects to tend to.

[its_the_voice]

Such as?

[anti_bereznoff]

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[its_the_voice]

That is very perceptive of you to note.

Do you want a cat?

[anti_bereznoff]

Ummmm... do kitties like badgers?

[its_the_voice]

I'm sure there must be at least one out there that does.

[i_themagician]

I don't know that he'd get along with the ones I have.

Your advertisement strategy leaves something to be desired.

[its_the_voice]

I don't know that he'd get along with anything short of the devil himself, and considering he was given to me by Lucifer, perhaps not even him.

Unfortunately, I am rather constricted by truth in advertising rules.

[i_themagician]

And you're trying to give him away? Do you hate everyone here?

You can't even just twist the truth a little?

[its_the_voice]

Of course I don't hate everyone here. I quite like a lot of humanity and some of the human-shaped things here.

I do not like the cat.

I'm an angel, Clow.

[theaverageone]

Sounds like one hell of a cat.

[its_the_voice]

If I did not know better, I would say literally.

[theaverageone]

That bad, huh? Good luck on pushing it off on someone else, then.

[its_the_voice]

Worse.

[lohho]

Lost your patience with it already?

[ooc: Screw that hiatus. There needs to be mocking!]

[its_the_voice]

Have you ever tried to get the smell of cat urine out of clothing?

[lohho]

It pissed on you?

[its_the_voice]