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[itsahotone]

[Guess who's desperate to pretend nothing happened!]

...So look, I know we're all having super tender moments of forgiveness and self-pity around here, probably set to the score from Full House, but I'm kinda past my allowed limit of emo.

[She says this as if she hasn't spent the time after the event ended throwing up over the knowledge that she

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[hamburellakind]

what do you want to sing?

[hamburellakind]

they might be mad for a while i guess.
i mean
mad in general, you know?
but it'd be really unfair for you to get in more trouble than anyone else.

[itsahotone]

Because everything is always fair.

Ugh, whatever. Sorry.

[hamburellakind]

you don't have to be sorry to anyone.
so
just
be happy again.
i like it when you're happy.

[itsahotone]

[...Well damn, kid. Way to say something like that when she's all gross and vulnerable.]

...Thanks.

[Of course, right now she can't even think of a lot of times she...was happy.]

[hamburellakind]

i can come give you a hug or make you fly or something if that would help.
i've been practicing with pillows so i definitely won't mess up like last time.
uh
the flying not the hugging.

[itsahotone]

Is this a clever way of getting to cop a feel?

[She actually sounds a little cheered up though, so her tone is light, not accusatory.]

[hamburellakind]

[...D:!]

whoa!
no way!
i'm not a creep!

[itsahotone]

Simmer down, Peter Pan. I was kidding. [Snerk.] Not that it'd be a big deal anyway.

[hamburellakind]

oh.
okay.
well
wait
wait what
why wouldn't touching you be a big deal exactly?

[itsahotone]

[You can practically hear the shrug in her voice.]

It's what guys do.

[hamburellakind]

but that's so
rude!

[itsahotone]

Most straight guys aren't about to let the chance to get a nice handful pass them by.

[You may take that to refer to boobs or ass, by the way. You're welcome.]

[hamburellakind]

should i take this as an extension of my sexual education
and assume you're saying that if i don't grab you i'm gay?

[:/]

[itsahotone]

[This time, her shrug is more amused. Yes, that is totally possible, shut up.]

It's a possibility. Guess you could just be young or shy or whatever, too.

[Weird.]

[hamburellakind]

i don't
um
think i'm gay!
so
i'm okay with being shy, haha.