038. [video announcement!]
[Once upon a time, Santana and Puck decided to take over glee club because the current and ex-leaders were falling down on the job and being lame about it. This had the added bonus of distracting them from their having killed and been killed, respectively, during the last event.]
Okay, listen up and listen carefully.
Anyone remember that thing where we all get together in the music room and sing? No? Right, that would be because our "fearless leader", who tried so hard to take over everything, has gone into hiding. Not that I blame her; she's probably trying on prosthetic noses from the closet or stealing the clothes off cabbage patch dolls, but the point is:
[She smiles the smile of someone in the middle of a hostile takeover.]
We're calling a meeting.
That's right, you, too can join us in the music room next Friday and sing your little hearts out. Everyone's allowed, cause we're just that accepting. [Did that sound sarcastic? You must be hearing things.] The theme Puckerman and I decided on is duets, so grab a friend and pick a song.
[She holds up a finger.] Couple rules though. No Broadway. Zero. You don't want to know what will happen if you show up and sing Streisand, Berry.
Second, no sappy love ballads. We're wanting to have fun here, not need to pass out barf bags.
That's about it. You know you wanna at least show up and see Puck and me kick everyone's asses with our super hot duet.
[She almost cuts the feed, then remembers something Puck said, and rolls her eyes.] Oh, right. [SHIMMY SHIMMY. There, happy now, Puck?
Aaaand click.]
Okay, listen up and listen carefully.
Anyone remember that thing where we all get together in the music room and sing? No? Right, that would be because our "fearless leader", who tried so hard to take over everything, has gone into hiding. Not that I blame her; she's probably trying on prosthetic noses from the closet or stealing the clothes off cabbage patch dolls, but the point is:
[She smiles the smile of someone in the middle of a hostile takeover.]
We're calling a meeting.
That's right, you, too can join us in the music room next Friday and sing your little hearts out. Everyone's allowed, cause we're just that accepting. [Did that sound sarcastic? You must be hearing things.] The theme Puckerman and I decided on is duets, so grab a friend and pick a song.
[She holds up a finger.] Couple rules though. No Broadway. Zero. You don't want to know what will happen if you show up and sing Streisand, Berry.
Second, no sappy love ballads. We're wanting to have fun here, not need to pass out barf bags.
That's about it. You know you wanna at least show up and see Puck and me kick everyone's asses with our super hot duet.
[She almost cuts the feed, then remembers something Puck said, and rolls her eyes.] Oh, right. [SHIMMY SHIMMY. There, happy now, Puck?
Aaaand click.]