Bandwagon~
Oh Suki, why must you do this to meeeee
What’s your full name, including embarrassing middle names? 有里 湊
What do you think of it? My parents lacked creativity.
What do you wish your name was? No opinion.
Got any nicknames? Orpheus, as my name now. Otherwise no. You're quite lucky I haven't made a name for you yet.
No seriously, even if they’re hurtful or embarrassing, got any? I said no. I would appreciate if you weren't so rushing to change that.
How old are you? Twenty-one.
Ever lied about it? No.
How old do you look to others? Eighteen.
Wish you were older or younger, or are you happy? It's mildly frustrating having a body that never ages, but I suppose I'm used to it.
Are you human? 'Ex-human', perhaps.
If yes, is that optional? ... Is that even possible?
If no, what race are you? Undead.
What do people normally think of your race? "oh no it is a zombie shoot it in the head"
Are they correct? Sometimes, not always.
What’s your hometown called? Don't have one.
Do you still live there? I... guess?
Do you/did you like it or hate it? No opinion.
What’s it’s best feature/place? No opinion.
What’s it’s worst feature/place? No oppinion.
Where do you live now? A sentient mall that may or may not be 'owned' - as much as it can be owned - by an alternate version of my superior.
If it’s not the same place, Is it better or worse? .... No opinion.
How many different places have you lived? Thirty-six or thirty-seven, depending if Iwatodai counts separately for the two instances of my staying there.
How many different countries have you visited? Two.
What’s your favourite country? Japan. China was too... No. There's nothing wrong with China. Except for... Nah. Nevermind.
Tell me your best holiday/travelling experience? No opinion.
Tell me your worst? Hokkaidō is far too cold to claim to be a part of Japan. Perhaps Russia, not Japan.
Be honest, are you prejudiced to one race of people or people from one country? Not against a race of people, just against people as a race,
If so, why? I'll write a novel and mail you the transcript.
Which countries people have been the most welcoming to you? Neither.
Have you ever ran away from home? ...Once.
Did you live with your parents when you were little? Until age seven, yes.
If not, who? Above answer.
Ever been homeless? Temporarily.
What’s your starsign/birthsign? Pisces in Libra.
Zodiac? See above.
Do you even know what that is? Yes. You need not remind me of the irony.
What day were you born on? February 21st, 1992.
What does your culture say about people born on that day? ... Something about WWII.
Remember any nursery rhymes you were sung? 荒城の月
Any fables you were told as a small child? Not really.
Would you tell them to any kids you have? My wife could worry about that.
Are you a boy or a girl? Male.
Are you happy about that? Yes.
Does it effect you daily, bad or good? Should it?
Are you feminine in any way? How badly would you like to be maimed?
Masculine in any way? I would hope so.
What do you think of the other gender? Yes they are my personal preference no I am not lying kindly stop asking.
What’s your sexual orientation? Heterosexual.
Sure about that? I said stop asking. Why is there a stab mark next to this answer?
Who was your first crush? I'd rather not talk about it.
Did anything happen with them? I... See above.
What was your first date like, or haven’t you had it? Yukari beat me up. None of your business.
Who was it with, if you did? Yukari.
Still know that person? I'm still seeing her, technically.
How many people have you officially dated? ... I plead the fifth ammendment.
Are you married? No.
If so, are you happily married? I said no.
Are you divorced? No.
Ever stood anybody up? Not that I know of.
Ever been abusive to someone you’re meant to love? No.
Ever been abused by someone you’re meant to love? Yukari? Check. Elizabeth? Check. ... Not really.
Ever even been in love? Yes.
Are you in love right now? Yes.
What colour is your hair? Blue.
Did you dye it or is it natural? Natural.
And your eyes? Gray or silver, depending the time of year.
Do you wear glasses, contacts or neither? Used to use contacts. Didn't help.
What’s your best feature? How should I know? Ask Yukari.
Worst? See above.
What body type are you? Ectomorph.
How tall are you? 167.8 centimeters.
How much do you weigh? 44.3 kilograms.
Got freckles? No.
Ever blush? Physically impossible, actually.
Most embarrassing habit? No opinion.
A habit you quite enjoy? Sleeping, obviously.
Do you worry about how you look? Not really, no.
Do you spent a lot of money on looking good? No.
Do you spend any? No.
What clothes do you like to wear? Long sleeves mandatory.
Do you clothes suit your gender/status/job? Yes.
What’s your favourite colour? Gray.
What does it make you think of? No opinion.
What colour do you hate? Cyan.
Why? Obnoxious.
What does yellow make you think of? ... Training harness.
Red? Blood.
Green? Grass.
Blue? ..... Needles. Knives. Pixies. Unending suffering. The like.
Black? Goats.
White? Composition paper.
Do you work out/train? When Elizabeth attacks me.
Do you enjoy any form of sports, training or exercise? Not really.
Is there a certain place, like a gym, where you do it? Wherever she catches me.
Who’s your instructor? Elizabeth.
Do you like them? She is nightmares incarnate.
Ever been called names for how you look? Usually commentary involving my being dead or my always being asleep.
What about how you act? See above. Also being too serious.
Who’s your best friend? None. You're lying with this.
Did you have trouble deciding on one person? Not at all.
How long have you known them? They don't exist to me.
Would you, honestly, die for them? Been there, done that.
Name three other good friends? Miwako, Yukari, Thanatos.
Do all these people like each other? ... This is not my perogative.
Does your best friend like the person you're dating, if you're dating anyone? If someone says otherwise, they will be defenestrated.
Pick one, best friend or lover? Lover.
Who’s your rival? I have a rival?
Who’s your enemy? ... Goats.
What do you think the difference is? No opinion.
What do your friends think of you? Ask them.
Do you think they’re correct? Tell me their response, and then you'll get an answer.
Do you act different around strangers? Yes.
Around friends? I've been told I'm not as heartless...
Around family? I have none.
What part of your personality would you like to change, if any? ... Fifth ammendment. I know what it is~
What part are you most proud of? No preference?
Are you two faced? ... Yes.
Are you lieing to these questions? Try and figure out which ones.
What’s the best lie you ever told, if any? My bet is you're still believing one.
What’s your father called? I do not remember his name.
Your mother? See above.
What’s your father’s job? Deceased.
Do you have a step-mother or step-father? More foster families than I care to count.
Do you know where both your parents are? Cremated.
Any close relatives of yours dead? ... Really now?
How did that make you feel, if they are? I don't remember them, so... I suppose it doesn't bother me.
Got any siblings, how many? None.
Are they older or younger? See above.
Do you live with them? No.
Do you know where they are? Nonexistant.
Brothers or sisters, which is better? I honestly don't care.
Is your family famous? I would hope not.
Famous in the area? No.
Do you have any family traditions, no matter how silly or important? Is this section done yet?
Do you think you ‘fit’ with your family? I am deceased as well, so I suppose so.
What do you think of them? I miss them. Nothing.
Do you have children? No.
If so, what are they called? I don't care.
What would you want to call your children? I don't care. Oh look. There's a hole here as well.
Do you think you’ll ever have them? I don't know.
How would you look after/discipline them? I wouldn't know unless the time came.
What’s your house like, if you have one? Spare room in Philemon's domain.
Are you happy with it? I suppose.
Does it belong to you or someone else? Philemon, though Igor's around more often.
Who paid for it? Subconscious dimensions do not require monetary reimbursement.
How is it decorated? Too. Much. Velvet.
Do you have a garden? No.
What’s it like? The bed's comfy.
Do you prefer outdoors or indoors? Anywhere that's not a Velvet Anything.
Do you have a job? Yes.
What is your job, if you have one? Assistant.
If not, how do you survive? Funny thing. Being dead is a bit counterproductive to surviving.
Did you want to be this when you were little? I didn't know it existed.
Are you happy in your job? Better than the alternative.
Do you want to do something else?. Not really.
Would you do anything involving no clothes for A LOT of money? No.
Would you do anything involving murder for A LOT of money? No.
Do you have a boss? Yes.
Who are they? Igor. Ultimately, Philemon if you wish to be technical.
What do you think of them? ... No opinion.
In charge of anyone? Souji, I suppose.
How does that make you feel? None of your business, Mr. Freud.
Do you still go to school/college/somewhere to learn? Define 'somewhere'.
Do you enjoy it? Apathetic.
What are your hopes for when you finish? I have none.
What’s your favourite subject/field? No preference.
Who’s your favourite teacher? I have no teachers either.
Worst teacher? See above.
Ever cheated on any type of test? Slept during them, yes. Cheated on them, no.
Are you popular there? I didn't notice.
What do you think of the most popular person, if it’s not you? Not my perogative.
Ever been accused of something you didn’t do? I'm... not sure.
Ever been to jail innocently? No.
Ever been to jail when guilty? No.
Do you have a lawyer? Considering my associates, I would most likely be my own lawyer.
Ever needed an ally? I suppose.
How would you view someone who tells you they went to jail for murder? Incidents from the past should not hinder one's redemption of the future.
Ever been kidnapped or held hostage? This can be translated multiple ways.
If so, how did you feel? That's just how it is.
Ever been close to dying? ... I am uncertain whether to laugh or not.
What saved you, if so? See above.
What’s your favourite food? Anything edible.
Can you cook it/make it yourself? Usually.
Is it common? Usually. Also cheap.
Are you a vegetarian? No.
Do you have a special diet? No.
An eating disorder? No.
What foods can you not eat? Shanghai's food is too spicy.
Would you eat it if your life depended on it? ... Heh.
What sort of social events do you attend? The ones that are against my will.
Do you have to attend them or do you want to? Forced.
Would you be happy at the theatre? I suppose.
A classical concert? Yes.
A rock concert? No.
A rich relative’s banquet? My extended relatives disowned me back in '99.
A wedding? Depends who it is.
A cheap party in a town hall? No.
A kid's birthday party? No, but I would most likely be forced.
Do you believe in the paranormal? I am a walking example.
In magic? Yes.
Do you have a secret power? They're only secret because no one asks.
Are you more of a science person? The term is analytical.
Ever seen a ghost? Probably.
If so, what did it look like? Didn't care.
Do you know what lucid dreaming is? Yes.
Do you have pleasant dreams? Not really.
Do you remember or note down dreams? No.
What’s the worst nightmare you ever had? Classified.
Ever ran to your parent's bed when you were little because you thought something was in your room? Could you drop the parents thing already?
What was your first kiss like? ... Classified.
Have you had it yet? Yes.
Have you lost your virginity? Yes.
Did you enjoy it? Yes.
Was it to the right person? I suppose so.
Was it out of wedlock, or before you were supposed to? I'm not married, so I suppose the latter.
Ever got a STD? No.
Ever visited a prostitute? No.
Ever had someone crush on you that you didn’t like? Not that I know of.
If so, how did you deal with it? See above.
Got a fetish that’s a bit out-of-the-ordinary? No.
What sexual thing would you never, ever do? I highly doubt this information is relevant to you.
Which celebrity/famous figure, if any, would you ‘do’? None of my concern.
Do you know how to read and/or write? Yes.
How many books, if any, have you read? Countless.
What was your favourite? Irony aside, I have a preference for psychology.
Were any of them crappy? I don't read worthless material.
Do you doodle? Not really.
Do you play any musical instruments? Yes.
If so, which one(s)? Violin, some piano.
What’s your favourite song? Don't have one.
Are you in a band? No.
Were you ever in a band? No.
Do you enjoy telling stories? Not really.
Do you base them off real life? I guess?
Do you know how to drive? Yes.
If so, how many times did it take you to pass the test? Twice.
If you have? See above.
Can you pilot a plane/other form of transport? No.
Are you in a military force or group? No.
If so, what rank? See above.
What do you think of the military? No opinion.
Are you rebelling against an official power? No?
If so, why? ...
Do you think you have a chance of winning?. Stop asking pointless questions.
What are your political views?. "Pick whoever's the least least-competent."
Do they match the current government/power? I guess.
Why are you taking this quiz?. Miwako wouldn't stop spamming me. You looked bored.
What do you think so far, bored yet? I can think of several more exciting things to pass the time with. ... Like watching paint dry.
What’s your full name, including embarrassing middle names? 有里 湊
What do you think of it? My parents lacked creativity.
What do you wish your name was? No opinion.
Got any nicknames? Orpheus, as my name now. Otherwise no. You're quite lucky I haven't made a name for you yet.
No seriously, even if they’re hurtful or embarrassing, got any? I said no. I would appreciate if you weren't so rushing to change that.
How old are you? Twenty-one.
Ever lied about it? No.
How old do you look to others? Eighteen.
Wish you were older or younger, or are you happy? It's mildly frustrating having a body that never ages, but I suppose I'm used to it.
Are you human? 'Ex-human', perhaps.
If yes, is that optional? ... Is that even possible?
If no, what race are you? Undead.
What do people normally think of your race? "oh no it is a zombie shoot it in the head"
Are they correct? Sometimes, not always.
What’s your hometown called? Don't have one.
Do you still live there? I... guess?
Do you/did you like it or hate it? No opinion.
What’s it’s best feature/place? No opinion.
What’s it’s worst feature/place? No oppinion.
Where do you live now? A sentient mall that may or may not be 'owned' - as much as it can be owned - by an alternate version of my superior.
If it’s not the same place, Is it better or worse? .... No opinion.
How many different places have you lived? Thirty-six or thirty-seven, depending if Iwatodai counts separately for the two instances of my staying there.
How many different countries have you visited? Two.
What’s your favourite country? Japan. China was too... No. There's nothing wrong with China. Except for... Nah. Nevermind.
Tell me your best holiday/travelling experience? No opinion.
Tell me your worst? Hokkaidō is far too cold to claim to be a part of Japan. Perhaps Russia, not Japan.
Be honest, are you prejudiced to one race of people or people from one country? Not against a race of people, just against people as a race,
If so, why? I'll write a novel and mail you the transcript.
Which countries people have been the most welcoming to you? Neither.
Have you ever ran away from home? ...Once.
Did you live with your parents when you were little? Until age seven, yes.
If not, who? Above answer.
Ever been homeless? Temporarily.
What’s your starsign/birthsign? Pisces in Libra.
Zodiac? See above.
Do you even know what that is? Yes. You need not remind me of the irony.
What day were you born on? February 21st, 1992.
What does your culture say about people born on that day? ... Something about WWII.
Remember any nursery rhymes you were sung? 荒城の月
Any fables you were told as a small child? Not really.
Would you tell them to any kids you have? My wife could worry about that.
Are you a boy or a girl? Male.
Are you happy about that? Yes.
Does it effect you daily, bad or good? Should it?
Are you feminine in any way? How badly would you like to be maimed?
Masculine in any way? I would hope so.
What do you think of the other gender? Yes they are my personal preference no I am not lying kindly stop asking.
What’s your sexual orientation? Heterosexual.
Sure about that? I said stop asking. Why is there a stab mark next to this answer?
Who was your first crush? I'd rather not talk about it.
Did anything happen with them? I... See above.
What was your first date like, or haven’t you had it? Yukari beat me up. None of your business.
Who was it with, if you did? Yukari.
Still know that person? I'm still seeing her, technically.
How many people have you officially dated? ... I plead the fifth ammendment.
Are you married? No.
If so, are you happily married? I said no.
Are you divorced? No.
Ever stood anybody up? Not that I know of.
Ever been abusive to someone you’re meant to love? No.
Ever been abused by someone you’re meant to love? Yukari? Check. Elizabeth? Check. ... Not really.
Ever even been in love? Yes.
Are you in love right now? Yes.
What colour is your hair? Blue.
Did you dye it or is it natural? Natural.
And your eyes? Gray or silver, depending the time of year.
Do you wear glasses, contacts or neither? Used to use contacts. Didn't help.
What’s your best feature? How should I know? Ask Yukari.
Worst? See above.
What body type are you? Ectomorph.
How tall are you? 167.8 centimeters.
How much do you weigh? 44.3 kilograms.
Got freckles? No.
Ever blush? Physically impossible, actually.
Most embarrassing habit? No opinion.
A habit you quite enjoy? Sleeping, obviously.
Do you worry about how you look? Not really, no.
Do you spent a lot of money on looking good? No.
Do you spend any? No.
What clothes do you like to wear? Long sleeves mandatory.
Do you clothes suit your gender/status/job? Yes.
What’s your favourite colour? Gray.
What does it make you think of? No opinion.
What colour do you hate? Cyan.
Why? Obnoxious.
What does yellow make you think of? ... Training harness.
Red? Blood.
Green? Grass.
Blue? ..... Needles. Knives. Pixies. Unending suffering. The like.
Black? Goats.
White? Composition paper.
Do you work out/train? When Elizabeth attacks me.
Do you enjoy any form of sports, training or exercise? Not really.
Is there a certain place, like a gym, where you do it? Wherever she catches me.
Who’s your instructor? Elizabeth.
Do you like them? She is nightmares incarnate.
Ever been called names for how you look? Usually commentary involving my being dead or my always being asleep.
What about how you act? See above. Also being too serious.
Who’s your best friend? None. You're lying with this.
Did you have trouble deciding on one person? Not at all.
How long have you known them? They don't exist to me.
Would you, honestly, die for them? Been there, done that.
Name three other good friends? Miwako, Yukari, Thanatos.
Do all these people like each other? ... This is not my perogative.
Does your best friend like the person you're dating, if you're dating anyone? If someone says otherwise, they will be defenestrated.
Pick one, best friend or lover? Lover.
Who’s your rival? I have a rival?
Who’s your enemy? ... Goats.
What do you think the difference is? No opinion.
What do your friends think of you? Ask them.
Do you think they’re correct? Tell me their response, and then you'll get an answer.
Do you act different around strangers? Yes.
Around friends? I've been told I'm not as heartless...
Around family? I have none.
What part of your personality would you like to change, if any? ... Fifth ammendment. I know what it is~
What part are you most proud of? No preference?
Are you two faced? ... Yes.
Are you lieing to these questions? Try and figure out which ones.
What’s the best lie you ever told, if any? My bet is you're still believing one.
What’s your father called? I do not remember his name.
Your mother? See above.
What’s your father’s job? Deceased.
Do you have a step-mother or step-father? More foster families than I care to count.
Do you know where both your parents are? Cremated.
Any close relatives of yours dead? ... Really now?
How did that make you feel, if they are? I don't remember them, so... I suppose it doesn't bother me.
Got any siblings, how many? None.
Are they older or younger? See above.
Do you live with them? No.
Do you know where they are? Nonexistant.
Brothers or sisters, which is better? I honestly don't care.
Is your family famous? I would hope not.
Famous in the area? No.
Do you have any family traditions, no matter how silly or important? Is this section done yet?
Do you think you ‘fit’ with your family? I am deceased as well, so I suppose so.
What do you think of them? I miss them. Nothing.
Do you have children? No.
If so, what are they called? I don't care.
What would you want to call your children? I don't care. Oh look. There's a hole here as well.
Do you think you’ll ever have them? I don't know.
How would you look after/discipline them? I wouldn't know unless the time came.
What’s your house like, if you have one? Spare room in Philemon's domain.
Are you happy with it? I suppose.
Does it belong to you or someone else? Philemon, though Igor's around more often.
Who paid for it? Subconscious dimensions do not require monetary reimbursement.
How is it decorated? Too. Much. Velvet.
Do you have a garden? No.
What’s it like? The bed's comfy.
Do you prefer outdoors or indoors? Anywhere that's not a Velvet Anything.
Do you have a job? Yes.
What is your job, if you have one? Assistant.
If not, how do you survive? Funny thing. Being dead is a bit counterproductive to surviving.
Did you want to be this when you were little? I didn't know it existed.
Are you happy in your job? Better than the alternative.
Do you want to do something else?. Not really.
Would you do anything involving no clothes for A LOT of money? No.
Would you do anything involving murder for A LOT of money? No.
Do you have a boss? Yes.
Who are they? Igor. Ultimately, Philemon if you wish to be technical.
What do you think of them? ... No opinion.
In charge of anyone? Souji, I suppose.
How does that make you feel? None of your business, Mr. Freud.
Do you still go to school/college/somewhere to learn? Define 'somewhere'.
Do you enjoy it? Apathetic.
What are your hopes for when you finish? I have none.
What’s your favourite subject/field? No preference.
Who’s your favourite teacher? I have no teachers either.
Worst teacher? See above.
Ever cheated on any type of test? Slept during them, yes. Cheated on them, no.
Are you popular there? I didn't notice.
What do you think of the most popular person, if it’s not you? Not my perogative.
Ever been accused of something you didn’t do? I'm... not sure.
Ever been to jail innocently? No.
Ever been to jail when guilty? No.
Do you have a lawyer? Considering my associates, I would most likely be my own lawyer.
Ever needed an ally? I suppose.
How would you view someone who tells you they went to jail for murder? Incidents from the past should not hinder one's redemption of the future.
Ever been kidnapped or held hostage? This can be translated multiple ways.
If so, how did you feel? That's just how it is.
Ever been close to dying? ... I am uncertain whether to laugh or not.
What saved you, if so? See above.
What’s your favourite food? Anything edible.
Can you cook it/make it yourself? Usually.
Is it common? Usually. Also cheap.
Are you a vegetarian? No.
Do you have a special diet? No.
An eating disorder? No.
What foods can you not eat? Shanghai's food is too spicy.
Would you eat it if your life depended on it? ... Heh.
What sort of social events do you attend? The ones that are against my will.
Do you have to attend them or do you want to? Forced.
Would you be happy at the theatre? I suppose.
A classical concert? Yes.
A rock concert? No.
A rich relative’s banquet? My extended relatives disowned me back in '99.
A wedding? Depends who it is.
A cheap party in a town hall? No.
A kid's birthday party? No, but I would most likely be forced.
Do you believe in the paranormal? I am a walking example.
In magic? Yes.
Do you have a secret power? They're only secret because no one asks.
Are you more of a science person? The term is analytical.
Ever seen a ghost? Probably.
If so, what did it look like? Didn't care.
Do you know what lucid dreaming is? Yes.
Do you have pleasant dreams? Not really.
Do you remember or note down dreams? No.
What’s the worst nightmare you ever had? Classified.
Ever ran to your parent's bed when you were little because you thought something was in your room? Could you drop the parents thing already?
What was your first kiss like? ... Classified.
Have you had it yet? Yes.
Have you lost your virginity? Yes.
Did you enjoy it? Yes.
Was it to the right person? I suppose so.
Was it out of wedlock, or before you were supposed to? I'm not married, so I suppose the latter.
Ever got a STD? No.
Ever visited a prostitute? No.
Ever had someone crush on you that you didn’t like? Not that I know of.
If so, how did you deal with it? See above.
Got a fetish that’s a bit out-of-the-ordinary? No.
What sexual thing would you never, ever do? I highly doubt this information is relevant to you.
Which celebrity/famous figure, if any, would you ‘do’? None of my concern.
Do you know how to read and/or write? Yes.
How many books, if any, have you read? Countless.
What was your favourite? Irony aside, I have a preference for psychology.
Were any of them crappy? I don't read worthless material.
Do you doodle? Not really.
Do you play any musical instruments? Yes.
If so, which one(s)? Violin, some piano.
What’s your favourite song? Don't have one.
Are you in a band? No.
Were you ever in a band? No.
Do you enjoy telling stories? Not really.
Do you base them off real life? I guess?
Do you know how to drive? Yes.
If so, how many times did it take you to pass the test? Twice.
If you have? See above.
Can you pilot a plane/other form of transport? No.
Are you in a military force or group? No.
If so, what rank? See above.
What do you think of the military? No opinion.
Are you rebelling against an official power? No?
If so, why? ...
Do you think you have a chance of winning?. Stop asking pointless questions.
What are your political views?. "Pick whoever's the least least-competent."
Do they match the current government/power? I guess.
Why are you taking this quiz?. Miwako wouldn't stop spamming me. You looked bored.
What do you think so far, bored yet? I can think of several more exciting things to pass the time with. ... Like watching paint dry.