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[itsametaphor]

So the newest ______ Movie (Date, Scary, etc.) is called Meet the Spartans, and is supposed to satire epic Roman movies but manages to feature Britney Spears shaving her head, Paris Hilton getting arrested, and other (I'm sure) equally daring and current send-ups of figures such as Lindsay Lohan, Tyra Banks, Ugly Betty, Shrek, American Idol's

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[incredulousness]

i hated that preview more than i've ever hated a preview before