Moral: Don't date Kamen Riders. Or else date an Oni.

[itsbuttery]

A random comment by spideywing in IRC made me sit down and calculate up the percentages of UST to death in Kamen Rider shows in the Heisei era. Here's what I came up with (up through 2012's Movie War Megamax):

IF YOU HAVE A SIGNIFICANT OTHER WHO IS A KAMEN RIDER AFTER 2000- There is a 53% chance you will live

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[itsbuttery]

Okay, edited, added, and recalculated. Thanks!