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[itscaptain_kthx]

Everyone has heard the tales of the amazing and infamous Captain Jack Sparrow. How I took Singapore with nary a shot fired. How I escaped from an island riding sea turtles. How I defeated Davy Jones himself, having come back from the dead to do so

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[eighthsight]

Everyone has them, Captain ...

All Will saw was "Davy Jones" XD

[prettyboypirate]

You defeated Davy Jones!? How? When?

Jack... that's great!

[slave_or_lycan]

Perhaps a little too much rum.

[sockheadedd]

I have a ring too, Captain...

I'm so confused!!!

[goodformankind]

I haven't heard of the amazing and infamous Captain Jack Sparrow! You are him, correct? What sorts of other amazing and infamous things have you done?