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[itscatastrophe]

i'm going to build a telephone to speak to stars. i'm sure stars would have some stories to tell. stars live a much longer life than you and i. for the rest of my life, i would call up stars and ask them things. advice, anecdotes, maybe just shoot the breeze. i would call it the cosmophone and i would sell it on television for three easy payments

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[bystandermad]

I like that idea. You should develope it some more. I am not exactly clear on the "three easy payments" but I am sure if you sell that idea (and thus ensure your safe retirement)then whoever gets their grubby little commercial paws on it will be able to arrange a nifty little deal where they would sell it As Seen ot TV with some other product attached to it. Like "Buy our Cosmophone and get three calling cards from this phone company" or "Buy this Cosmophone now and get this Miracle-O pill absolutely free. With this amazing deal you will be able to speak with stars while retaining an expression of permanent orgasm on your wrinkleless face crowned with a head full of your OWN hair

[itscatastrophe]

i think we'll make millions

[warheros]

ill make your logos and shit.

This sounds comfortably familiar...

[dankpelt]

Re: This sounds comfortably familiar...

[itscatastrophe]

elllliot!