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itshappyhour

[BLOG] I hate Halloween

Nov 01, 2009 01:33

[LOCKED AGAINST ARTHUR]

These kids never learn. Those things I hang outside my door? THEY ARE CHARMS USED TO WARD OFF EVIL SPIRITS. No, they are not Halloween decorations. NO, DO NOT RING MY DOORBELL. Shit, every time it rings, I swear I scream like a girl and run for cover my heart stops ( Read more... )

halloween sucks, charms, what was that?!, !type: blog, the banshee is coming

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hwamei November 1 2009, 06:14:51 UTC

I don't think the charms work... S-she keeps coming back!

itshappyhour November 1 2009, 06:28:58 UTC

Are you serious?! She has to be a new breed of fae, evolved to escape the clutches of the charms. ...FUCK, WHAT DO I DO? I-i think I heard something moving.

hwamei November 1 2009, 06:36:35 UTC

B-but she just got here! I told mama not to let her in but married married ( ... )

itshappyhour November 1 2009, 06:43:39 UTC

She wha--

JAYSUS MARY AND JOSEPH, are you okay?! FUCK, GRAB THE NEAREST LETHAL OBJECT. CALL 911!

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4leaf_charmed November 2 2009, 05:39:08 UTC

... Ye should put up a sign ta keep 'em away.

'n I don't want yer Guinness. Ye'll live.

itshappyhour November 4 2009, 05:59:22 UTC

...fuck. I knew... that.

Can you really blame me for thinking that? Look't what the Banshee did up there! She's insane!

4leaf_charmed November 5 2009, 00:35:25 UTC

.... She... she can see what ye said, ye know....

Like I said, ye can come stay with me a while if ye need ta.

itshappyhour November 6 2009, 06:28:44 UTC

.......

I'll shut my mouth here.

...I might have to take you up on that. My landlord's threatening to kick me out.

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