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[itsjustmematt]

SO, I'm back from New York. I had an awesome time

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[justatailor]

Hanging out with other fat girls makes us fat girls not feel as bad. It's a self-preservation thing.

At least, it is for me. If you'll notice, most of my friends are also tall. Because short people make me feel gargantuan.

Glad you had fun in NYC :)

[airika]

Yes, exactly, most of my friends ar fat to some extent or another, and we make fun of the skinny ones. It's how it works.

[itsjustmematt]

See, you have to realize that I'm gay. And when I say fat chick, I mean really fat chick. Like bought her prom dress out of a catalog because they don't sell them in stores that size fat chick.

Also, I really don't think you are that tall or that fat Angel -- you seem to be fairly normal. You want to meet tall and/or fat? Go to a SCAD Softball game. Those girls could eat you for an afternoon snack.

[justatailor]

Lol, well thanks for clarifying what fat chick means. Luckily I bought my high school dance dresses from department stores with relative ease. Nice shoes are a different story, however.

And I think I'll stay away from the SCAD softball team. I knew softball players in high school. They were...um...interesting folk.

[spelunkingplato]

"Porty-females" and "rotund-ovulators" made me laugh a lot. I'm still laughing. I wonder if those could become accepted euphemisms?