Subjective Guess Who is the greatest game ever! We had about eight of us around the Guess Who set, split into teams, trying to win at Subjective Guess Who ( Read more... )

OK. I haven't updated in a while... so here I go ( Read more... )

I really need to update this thing.

A lot has happened. And I still think LJ is better than Myspace or facebook.

matt

My office at O-House employs possibly the ugliest person in the world for our housekeeper. I swear, I don't think I have seen anything uglier, greasier, or nastier than her in my life. She is a nice person, just utterly repulsive ( Read more... )

In an attempt to make myself look more like an overgrown 12 year old, I had an experiment tonight with Nair ( Read more... )

EDIT: We OFFICIALLY named our sex toy "Alex" last night ( Read more... )

CANCER! DEATH! FIRE! COMPLETE AND UTTER DESTRUCTION ( Read more... )

My boyfriend and I just recently bought a sex toy ( Read more... )

Me tonight while eating dinner from the Cafeteria ( Read more... )

This is my final for Composition and Literature: Flash Fiction

Final Words
My sister was so upset by what I said to her, she didn’t even see the semi coming straight at us. She’s dead now because I blurted out I wish she had never been born.

Hyperbole
Ironically, finding her lost cell phone was the last thing my aunt ever did.

Same ThingI ( Read more... )