this is what happens when I have to write an essay
1. What is your real name?
Warren Britton
2. Friends call you:
Warren or Warman
3. What your girlfriend/boyfriend calls you:
4. What's a name you once wished you'd rather have?:
for some reason Ryan...but this was when I was like in grade 2 and it was the cool thing to do...
5. What is/are the ugliest name(s) you can think of?:
Gaylerd....
6. What would you name these if you had them as pets?
a. turtle: Im starting to regret this survey already...
b. goose: thats kind of a stupid pet, but it would scare the shit outta mell daily...
c. pirate: Im sure he would already have a name, Im sure it would be good and piratey
d. a hot girl/guy: again...probably already have a name, I dont want a hot girl pet that was just born
7. If there was a song about you, what would it be called?:
The Oaf...actually thats what Im listening to right now, figured it was kind of a good enough answer
8. What would you name your kids?:
considering I cant even name my pets I think kids will be a little too tough
9. What would you name a ship you built?
the "ss more powerful the batman, superman and the increadable hulk put together"
10. If you wrote a book, what would it be called?:
it would be named after my ship
HAVE YOU EVER...
11. Thrown up in public?:
have I ever!
12. Eaten or drank anything spoiled?:
not that I can remember...partially frozen chicken though...woops!
13. Had a rip in your pants you didn't know about?:
doubtful
14. Tripped while checking someone out?:
nope
15. Had to pay for something you broke?:
yup...well something that was stolen from my parents house while I threw a party...
16. Nearly drowned?:
nope
17. Passed out?:
you could say that yes
18. Had a crush on somebody?:
no...never
19. Been stuck in the rain?:
yes, the last time was when I was in a cab and he refused to drive because it was raining too hard to he parked on pembinia as me and devin told him how bad of an idea it was...that kinda counts
20. Been attacked by an animal?:
a cat that I kind of hit afterwords...Warren - 1, dumb cat - 0
21. Caught people having sex?:
nope
22. Fallen asleep while driving?:
been pretty damn close quite a few times
23. Felt attracted to someone of the same sex?:
cant say that I have
24. Actually slipped on a banana peel?:
who leaves banana peels on the ground anyways? so the answer is no
25. Made a wish that came true?:
probably
COMPLETE THE SENTENCE
26. I once had a dream...
that my family were serial killers
27. I'm only racist towards...
no comment...Im trying not to be, honest!
28. I don't even know why I'm....
not playing smb3....I mean doing my essay!
29. I'd give anything to have sex with...
your mom...take that
30. Nothing sucks more than having to...
right now...do this survey, why did I decide to do it!
31: If I had $6 I would buy: ...
chicken...Im hungry for chicken
32. It's hot. I should take off.....
my Thornley hoodie!
33. It's always more fun if...
your drunk
34. You can't eat steak without......
blood, but the inside cant be cold, thats a little undercooked!
35. You better shut up before I...
hate you do to the fact that your a moron
36. I really like you and everything but...
well...actually lets go have some sex
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF...
37. A dirty old guy at the airport slaps your ass?:
probably tell Bryan Reimer to stop dressing up like an old man and hanging out at the airport
38. Somebody was about to steal your car?:
let them...I have better coverage then you!
39. You wake up with a billion spiders crawling all over you and your bed?:
hope that we didnt have sex
40 You farted while giving a persuasive speech in class?:
probably laugh
41. The person you just kissed tells you they have oral herpes?:
wrap it up...
42. You had three wishes?:
1) be doing much better in school
2) I had more food!
3) lets just hold onto that last one for the time being
43. The government allowed you to choose one thing to be made illegal and one thing to be legalized?:
Illegal: old people driving...
Legal: Im not too sure
44. Britney Spears was at your front door asking for jumper cables?:
sorry dont have any!
45. You had a time machine?:
go back a year and bet on sports!
46. FOX gave you a half hour show to do whatever you wanted?:
another 24...
WOULD YOU RATHER...
47. Would you rather find the cure for cancer or the cure for aids?:
Cancer
48. Would you rather have the power to fly, or the power to teleport?:
Fly
49. Would you rather have the power to see the future, or the power to record your dreams?:
See the future... what good does recording your dreams do...stupid question!
50. Would you rather be really skinny, or really fat?:
real skinny
51. Would you rather be lost in a forest, or stuck in a box?:
Box
52. Would you rather be in a drama movie, or a comedy?:
Comedy
53. Would you rather be in a hip-hop video or a rock video?:
rock video...because its better music
54. Would you rather have your birthday on Christmas Day, or on February 29th?:
my birthdays pretty close to christmas anyways
55. Would you rather live in the sewer, or in Afghanistan?:
I guess Afghanistan
56. Would you rather be in a mental institution or in a penitentiary?:
well do to the fact that I would get shit kicked alot Im going to say a mental institution
57. Would you rather snow board or hang glide?:
snowboard
58. Would you rather be a ninja or a pirate?:
its all about being a pirate
FIRST THING TO COME TO MIND
59. Courage: Lion
60. Driver: the video game that used to be pretty fun
61. Yoga: no thanks
62. Bakery: donuts
63. Roach: papa
64. Mushroom: yuck
65. Sprung: orange truck (all you mordeners know what Im talking about...well maybe)
66. Exotic: Dancer
67. Pythagorean: theorm
MISCELLANEOUS
68. What is your definition of love?:
stupid question....next!
70. Say three things that are clues to identifying a person you are currently interested in:
no thanks
71. Reveal a secret about you that nobody knows of, but type it in acronym form:
IWGTBRB...people know it, I just randomly picked something I was thinking about right now
72. What is your screen name?:
Warren
73. What does your screen name stand for?:
its my name
74. Were you too scared to do it?:
no...if were talking about the same "it"
75. Who or what is your worst enemy?:
Richard from the complex
k so this was really dumb, Im going to go play more smb3!