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[itsme_karyne]

I've decided that I'm going to get re-married someday.

For one and one reason only.

TO HAVE SOMEONE THAT WILL PUT UP THE CHRISTMAS TREE FOR ME!
CAUSE I HATE DOING IT!!!!!!!

*tears out hair*

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[itsme_karyne]

Hahaha. I bet there is something like that around...I've heard of that before. Hahaha.

[strange_magic]

I'll marry you!

You know I like decorating Christmas trees!!! :)

[itsme_karyne]

YES!!!
I'll start planning the wedding right. now.

God. My tree would make you twitch in a bad way. Hahahaha.

[strange_magic]

You're proabably right.
I mean I DID completely decorate my tree TWICE this year, just to get it JUST RIGHT. :P

[itsme_karyne]

So I'm thinking that we should release Doves at our wedding. And we should hire Dave to perform the ceremony. And we should serve pork chops and rice and Corona at the dinner. I'm going to wear a wife-beater and paint the words "I DO.." on the front, and "actually like penis." on the back. We can have seperate honeymoon suites with the man of our choice waiting for us on the bed covered in our favorite foods. Then we'll leave them there exhausted in the morning, and take a trip to Egypt together.

What say you?