1. schmegma blaster

The act of removing dick cheese with one's finger and slinging it into one's eyes.

how do you know when a girl is ready to be tickled?

give her a test.

Mr. Atkins has very recently become the funniest person in the room, however if you consider looks Beaulieu takes the cake.

"Good Morining,

This is God! I will be handling all of your problems today. I will not need your help, so have a nice day!"

That was hanging up on a bulletin board in the church where Saturday painting is held.

Need I say more?

So I started thinking, why the hell would I want to move away from everyone and everything I've ever known to the middle of the desert. Fuck that. Mom and Kenny can have a blast fighting off the black widows. I'm going to the New Hampshire Institute of Art with a $3000 scholarship ($750 per year). That sounds much more appealing ( Read more... )

So it's been a while. The biggest update I have to make is that I'm moving and the 1st of July to New Mexico with my mumma and brother. School out there is a hell of a lot cheaper and I'll be living in an artist community so I'm sure I'll be okay adjusting. It's going to be very hard to say good-bye to everything and everyone I've ever known, ( Read more... )

Today Steve Juster is going into the 2nd of his 2 heart surgeries. He has a clogged valve in his heart, and the 1st angioplasty didnt work so their trying it again on the other side today. I just hope hes back on his feet soon, I miss him like crazy. I just got an email from him, he says hes fine, but if he really was fine he wouldnt be under ( Read more... )

As of yesterday I am officially 18.

my brother is the most self-centered inconsiderate prick i have ever met.

I have a new dog, Annie. We adopted her and she is amazingly sweet and adorable.

I am now the proud owner of a pitch 5 Blues Harp MS Hohner Harmonica.

Merry Christmas