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The basic rules of lifeguarding:
1. Your job is not to save lives. Your job is to entertain the customers, which may or may not include:
a. Letting small children handle the chlorine testing kit.
b. Petting the dogs of a senile old lady.
c. Listening to the war stories of cranky old Romanian men.
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1. Where will you be when it turns 2010?
Somewhere in an average state school learning how to not strangle small children as I teach them music.
2. How did you get the idea for your MySpace Livejournal name?
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the keys on this keyboard are stickingggg.
Well, I'm at band camp. AND IT'S AMAZING. I am completely in heaven. My roomate is awesome (not like last year), Mike is leaving me alone (not like last year), and I've run into about fifty people that I remember from last year (not like last year!)!!! And now, there is a really cute boy who I think likes me back. But I'm not sure. I hope he does ( Read more... ) -
Writer's Block: Wedding bells are ringing/Phone number!!!
What was the last wedding you went to? Were you in the wedding?
Oh, boy. The last wedding I was in was last Saturday, before Meag's party. And man was I in that wedding. My quartet got a job playing for my church's music director's son's wedding. And absolutely nothing went as planned. First, the bride gave us a list of about a kajillion(read: 15) ( Read more... ) -
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I love Sara Bean. Passionately. She keeps me sane most days. Oh, if she wasn't going to be 3,000 miles away in a two months.
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Writer's Block: Who's in your neighborhood
How well do you know your next-door neighbors?
Hmm. I don't know them at all, actually. They both have pools? One of them has two obnoxious little ankle-biter dogs and a college dropout son. On the other side, they have two obnoxious little girls and a cat that sneaks into our backyard.
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So I haven't updated this in a while.
24 weeks to be exact.
*sigh*
I guess nobody really reads this.
Except maybe Leslie.
So I say this to the interweb at large: It seems that Steve is actively sabotoging whatever love life I manage to eek out for myself. -
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Ever have one of those days where you waste all of your 'homework' time on the interweb?
You Are 41% New Jersey!
You've got a little Jersey in you. Not too bad, however you could have done a lot better. Based on this score, you may not actually be from New Jersey. You're missing out!
How New Jersey Are You?
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You paid attention during 80% of high school!
68-84% Pretty good, you know that there are libraries and ( Read more... )