Major Back Injury. MBI

[itsnotthatfunny]

Hey everyone! I'm on my second day of an 8 day no school winter break. Yay! Just in time for this celebratory event I broke my back in half, I think, by lifting my bicycle out of the back of the van on Christmas night. I went to the hospital and they shocked me with an electric suction cup for 15 minutes and that didn't do any good. I got some weak

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MBI!!! Oh NOOOOOOO!!!!

[anonymous]

What a darn awful thing to happen when you have some time off. MBI reminds me of 'A Christmas Story' where the dad wins a 'major award'. Does your back feel like a leg in a fishnet stocking????

I hope you can salvage some good fun before you have to go back to work. We've collected a lot of the wedding wishes from the family. I'm afraid it's all in the dark tho because NOBODY has any decent light in their houses. Me and Dad have to add ours, and I hope Justin is doing his job and getting your pals, because we havent' contacted any of them. Let me know if you need me to do anything else. I should have the tape ready for Justin by New Year.

Take care, sweetie...we love you and hope you are ok.

Kisses....Ma

Try an erector spinae pull - they're FUN!!

[anonymous]

Apparently that is where my pull is, and not to outshine you but that is the "force your urine/poo out" muscle. So although you may experience pain every time you WIPE I get pain everytime I ANYTHING. So there. Hope you feel better, a muscle really does feel like something else is going on when it hurts, it is just the muscle, I promise. Look at the few nights I spent in the ER - for a frikking muscle pull, taking all kinds of IV meds that were not touching it. Weird shit, but the inflammation with spasm hits all the nerves and sends em into a tizzy. You will be fine. Moist Heat, Bitches, Moist Heat!!

r.

[gaetanopia]

I read half of your entry thinking it was someone else's journal. And I was like "Hm. Well I could totally see him breaking his back." But When I got to the ass wiping part I was like "Okay, who the hell's journal is this!? Josh doesn't talk about his ass. ever."

[grza]

One more month.
Exciting!