Comments | itsnotwrecked: I want to shake the world like a poopy-brained baby.

itsnotwrecked

I want to shake the world like a poopy-brained baby.

Feb 18, 2008 19:20

It's bothersome to me when I have days that I do not like people. You know the kind of days, when you want to Snow-White-skip through the woods with bunnies and little fawn, or at least crawl into bed and dream about that. You know the kind of days, when you realize that your art history professor knows nothing about art history, and you are ( Read more... )

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aneverfixedmark February 19 2008, 05:52:51 UTC

haha, i dont know, i think it pretty much makes sense. snow white's amazing, people are frustrating, poopy brained babies are frustrating... onions. it all comes together.

but freallll. i feel you.

i think you should report your professor to the administration, because honestly, there are two things every 5th grader knows about chuck close: 1. he is a painter, 2. he is in a wheelchair

itsnotwrecked February 19 2008, 06:33:14 UTC

Hahaha! This is why I love you. My art history teacher's name is Audrey Colby...here is what went down:

Audrey: This is a self-portrait done by Chuck Close. He's mainly a photographer.
Me: Ummm...he's a painter.
Audrey: Well, he's a photographer and a painter.
Me: He takes photographs as reference for the paintings that are his main work.
Audrey: Well, this is a painting he did of Ph-Ph-Ph-Ph...
Me: PHILIP GLASS. THE COMPOSER!
Audrey: Annnnd you know...Chuck Close is paralyzed now. Yeahhh, he paints with his mouth.
Me (to Jackie): I want to die.

I plan to bring a recorder to class and document one of her "lectures" because everyone I have talked to that has had her failed. So if she fails me, shit's goin down.

SORRY about that rant.

I miss you Brandy Parker.