TEXT&VOICE MESSAGE POST ❧ gargleblasted

[itsnotzura]

❝we can play charades when there is nothing to say❞

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[VOICEMAIL] (BACKDATED TO NEW YEAR'S)

[pattan]

--PPY NEW YEAR!!!

[Apparently Shinpachi thought the voicemail message was Zura.]

[He's currently laughing with...someone.]

Oi...! Oi! Katsssssura-saaa--[Hiccup]nnnn!

Are you there? Hellooo~?

No.

No sssshhuttup Kamui-san he doesn't like you either

no one likes you

my sister might...might like. Might like you. I'unno she's crazy.

...

No you can't--you can't talk. Pffft. You can't tal--OH it's on! KATSURA-SAAAAN!!!

HAPPY NEW YEEEAAARR!!!!

Kamui-san...Kamui-san is making me drink. He's kinda scary but

but

you're kinda like a mom or something

I'unno what moms are supposed to be like but I know they're not s'pposed'ta have a [CENSORED]

BUT YOU DO!!!!!

So you're like a weird

[CENSORED]mom.

BUT YOU'RE MY FRIEND SO HAPPY NEW YEEEAAAARRRHHHHHHGGGGGAAAAARRRGGGFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!

I think I threw up on Kamui-san...

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Re: [VOICEMAIL] (BACKDATED TO NEW YEAR'S)

[itsnotzura]

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