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[itsoktodoubt]

fat lady: do you have the new George Michael's?
me: yes ma'am.
fl: do you have a used copy?
me: no ma'am, just a new one right now.
fl: how much is it?
me: $15.99
fl: oh, no way.

she then proceeds to purchase a used tanya tucker and a used kelly clarkson, then exits the store to squeeze herself into a relatively new Cadillac Deville.

$55,000 > $

Comments

[jerrivalentine]

hey scott. how are you? why the hell is george michael putting out another record? that REALLY scary.

[itsoktodoubt]

as of lately ive been doing quite well. hows h-town been. i havent been down there in a while.

as to why George Michaels is still putting out records...$$$
that bitch sells a shitload of records. i guess middle age women have a special connection with former boy banders gone flammingly homosexual. which unfortuantely means JC Chasev will be endorsed by depends along side his multiplatinum solo career.

Was she ridin on dubs?

[uhuru]

Its not that she couldn't afford it...she just didn't want to waste 15.99 on it.

However, I can't explain the other shitty purchases.