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[itsthebutz]

[The feed flicks on, and is immediately engulfed by a Wobbuffet's face. It salutes the camera with a Wobba Wobba! Waaaaahbbuffet! before being shoved aside by Larry.]

Stop hogging the camera, man!

[Now with the camera focused on himself and Wobbuffet, he grins.]After missing the exit far too many times, we're finally out of New Bark Town! Man,

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[totesaladder]

But Larry... what about Kiyance? [she hasn't forgotten his last girl anyway. At least, the last girl she heard about from him in her timeline]

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[itsthebutz]

Wow Maya, you still remember her? We broke up like forever ago. ... But I do still kinda miss her.

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[totesaladder]

Wait, really? The things I miss when I'm away for a few months, geez! Nick needs to learn to gossip better!

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[itsthebutz]

Huhn, I thought you found that out already though.

[...Wait.]

Hey Maya, this may sound like a weird question, but what was going on before you got dumped here? The date, even.

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[chibifukutaicho]

Eeeh? Why do you wanna kill us?!?!

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[itsthebutz]

I'm not seriously going to kill you, it's a figure of speech.

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[shellderkillder]

Is that really something you should so loudly proclaim? The police here seems incompetent, yes, but I doubt they're deaf.

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[itsthebutz]

[You can't see it, but Larry's totally facepalming.]

For the millionth time, I'm not really going to kill anyone!

[He might indirectly get them murdered, but...]

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[shellderkillder]

So why are you claiming that you will?

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[itsthebutz]

I'm not! It just means that chicks are totally into me.

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[usedfacade]

A dream? It's more like a nightmare.

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[itsthebutz]

[Don't mind him while he just kinda...stares.]

Nah, this can't be a nightmare if beautiful girls like you are here.

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[usedfacade]

[Watch her be unimpressed. :|]

No. It's a nightmare.

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[itsthebutz]

[I would be worried if she was.]

Aw, c'mon! Don't be like that! If you want, I can tell you everything I know about Pokémon so being stuck here won't be as bad!

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[overthedratini]

[don't mind me, was snickering at the Wobbuffet's antics-- when suddenly a person!]

... What're you gonna do?

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[itsthebutz]

Pick up some hot chicks in Cherrygrove, what else?

... Oh, and meet up with Nick, if he hasn't left already.

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[overthedratini]

Wouldn't you rather cool them off?

Is that a friend?

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[itsthebutz]

[He just stares. Is everyone a bit slow in this place? Slower than himself, even?]

Nah man! When they're hot, it means they're really good-lookin'.

Yep!