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[itsthejeff2001]

Oh the hilarity that spews through my left ear hole on evenings my mom watches television while I stare blankly into the rest of the world.

"Sally says Joe is the love of her life. But he introduced her to hard drugs. He's going to be calling us from Jail."
 -on Dr. Phil, the modern pseudo-intellectual version of Jerry Springer (the names

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[choucroutex]

oh my god I have such a hardon for dr.phil