Mun Note: this post is AU and RP-based
A long time ago my stepsister dated a young headshrinker from Massachusetts. The guy was absolute nuts --like all shrinks in general--and I guessed it was the reason for her to fall in love with him. She was always drawn to such weirdoes.
I usually didn’t care about my sister’s boyfriends but that one was different. It seemed he was interested in me in a way. At first I believed it was merely a professional interest. I had some psychological problems at the time - poor social skills, latent anger et cetera so I thought he regarded me as his potential patient.
I was wrong.
Once he asked me out for coffee, saying we needed to have a chat.
We met at a coffee-house. The shrink delivered a long speech about Freud, Zen Buddhism and Tantric sex. Finishing his monologue, he took a sip of cappuccino and said:
“Okay buddy, why don’t we have a threesome sex? You, your stepsister and I. Three of us, huh?”.
I nearly choked on the coffee I was drinking. Then I snorted like an idiot. I bet the guy was joking. However, he looked serious enough, and his eyes behind the spectacles were fixed straight on me.
“Well…are you sick or what?!” That was all I told him. Then I left slamming the door behind me. I hadn’t seen him since then -- perhaps my stepsister advised him to keep away from me.
Now, I can’t help laughing as I recall it. My life has changed a lot. I’ve managed to transcend my issues - most of them -- and hopefully, I don’t need a shrink. Also I’m in love with two persons at once, a woman and a man. John and Amanda. My significant others. My loved ones.
There were times when I thought that polyamory was bizarre stuff, but now I think otherwise.
Everything changes, indeed.
Words: 314
Fandom: Saw
Muse: Zep Hindle