One Amanda: I love it when she wears her mesh stockings and huge heels.
Two John: I want him to make me kneel down, pour some warm massage oil in my hands and rub it into his feet. Mmm…hope he isn’t very ticklish...
Three Island Keeper: Her red boots go perfectly with her stripy socks and green dresses.
Four Keamy: Once I found him dancing through Keeper’s bedroom. He wore nothing except a lacy pink dressing-gown and long camouflage socks. Wow. Just wow.
I withdrew unnoticed, not wanting to disturb him.
Five I’m always losing my socks and getting more and more tempted to write a horror story about the dark alternate universe in which all the lost unpaired socks find their last asylum (ahem…it is as silly as it sounds).