Overheard

[itsthesheppy]

Michael: "Yeah, I dunno dude, chicks are weird. Like, the girl I had in Paris, right? I guess... I guess she loved me more than I loved her, you know

Comments

[electrablue]

I read this while listening to a rerun of Just Shoot Me. Laughing really hurts.

[adhesiveslipper]

Michael is seriously the worst human being ever.

I tried so hard to get him fired yesterday, and no-one had the balls to do it.

[slipperybins]

God Jesus I hate that misogynistic motherfucker.