i would to quote the one and onle maria
I just realized the song "Pretty Fly for a White Guy" is about john kennedy
LAYER ONE: ON THE OUTSIDE
Name: Thor Hunter Wiljanen
Birth date: July 19
Birth place: kentucky
Current Location: technically texas
Hair Color: dark brown
Righty or Lefty: Righty, my bowling arm
LAYER TWO: ...ON THE INSIDE
Your heritage: finnish , cherokee, hungarian and awesomian
Shoes you wore today: circas that i bought with paul awhile ago
Your weakness: my eyes
Your fears: fear not death, for death is the only constant
Your perfect pizza: ham onions
Goal you'd like to achieve: averaging over 200 in bowling
LAYER THREE: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW
Your most overused phrase: as in, aka
Your thoughts first waking up: god i smell like shit
Your best physical feature: my asian eyes.
Your bedtime: whenever the nyquil wheres off
LAYER FOUR: YOUR PICK
Pepsi or Coke: aquafina
McDonald's or Burger King: mcdiddies
Single or group dates: if group dates means, me paul and maria, then group dates
Adidas or Nike: adidas, no laces
Lipton Tea or Nestea: nestea
Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or coffee: Cappuccino
LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?
Smoke: secondhand
weed: no
Cuss: alott
Single: im too many places too be anything but single
Take showers: yeah?
Have a crush(es): paul
Think you've been in love: with my dog
Like(d) high school: depends on the highschool
Want to get married: yeah
Believe in yourself: yes
Get motion sickness: not once ever
Think you're a health freak: HAHAHA
Do you get along with your parents:my parents and i are like this ... as in yes
Like thunderstorms: I AM THE GOD OF THUNDER AND LIGHTNING as in yes
play an instrument: hahahahhaha jethro tull, as in i just bought their greatest hits cd, as in i play bass but not as well as i would like.
LAYER SIX: IN THE PAST MONTH
Drank alcohol: yes, if only to get a horny 30 year old away from me
Gone on a date: im too good for that shit
Gone to the mall: yes
Eaten an entire box of Oreos: yep
Eaten sushi: nooo
Gone Skating: technically yes, really tried no
Gone skinny dipping: nope
Dyed your hair: nope
Stolen anything: i stole a corndog from the lunchline, does that count?
LAYER SEVEN: HAVE YOU EVER
Played a game that required removal of clothing: unless you mean shirts and skins basketball, no
Gotten beaten up: yes
Changed who you were to fit in: YES
LAYER EIGHT: GETTING OLDER
Age you hope to be married: whenever
Numbers of Children: a gazillion
How do you want to die: like that one lady in titanic
What do you want to be when you grow up: architect, or marine biologist
What country would you most like to live: finland
LAYER NINE: IN A GAL/GUY
Best eye color?: yellow
Best hair color?: yellow
Short or long hair: long
Height: taller than me, yeah right
Best first date location: who cares as long as you have fun.
Articles of clothing: as long as they look tizite
LAYER TEN: IN THE NUMBERS
Number of people I could trust: 7
Number of CD's I own: too many
Number of tattoos: none
Number of times my name has appeared in the paper? alot for some reason
Number of things in my past that I regret: 1
and now for random thoughts part 3 the revenge of the sith (code for the quotes version)
President John Adams regularly referred to George Washington as "an old muttonhead"
"Any man who hates dogs and babies cant be all bad" -Leo Rosten
Los Angeles full name is El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula
Cincinatti was nicknmed Porkopolis in the 1830s
Random Weed Facts
George Washington and Thomas Jefferson both grew hemp
Without hemp the US might have lost World War 2, due to the fact that the paratroopers parachutes were made of hemp
Our first flags were most likely made of hemp
The first and second drafts of the Declaration of Independence were written on hemp
Original jeans made by Levi Strauss were made of hemp
"Few men have the virtue to withstand the highest bidder" -George Washington
Size of the smallest man aliv, 26 inches tall
Most popular sheet music of all time "Yes, We Have No Bananas"
Q: How many dimples are there on a regulation golf ball? A:336
"History is a set of lies agreed upon" - Napolean
There are 635,013,559,600 possible hands in bridge
Elvis believed he was psychic and could move clouds
Q:What is the most common language of New York City cabdrivers? A: Urdu
more country song titles
"You're a Cross I Can't Bear"
"The Last Word in Lonesome is Me"
"The Only Hell Mama Raised is Me"
"I Went to bed with a 10 at 2 and woke up at 10 with 2"
and my favorite
"I Dont Know Whether to Kill Myself or go BOWLING"
the end
LAYER ONE: ON THE OUTSIDE
Name: Thor Hunter Wiljanen
Birth date: July 19
Birth place: kentucky
Current Location: technically texas
Hair Color: dark brown
Righty or Lefty: Righty, my bowling arm
LAYER TWO: ...ON THE INSIDE
Your heritage: finnish , cherokee, hungarian and awesomian
Shoes you wore today: circas that i bought with paul awhile ago
Your weakness: my eyes
Your fears: fear not death, for death is the only constant
Your perfect pizza: ham onions
Goal you'd like to achieve: averaging over 200 in bowling
LAYER THREE: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW
Your most overused phrase: as in, aka
Your thoughts first waking up: god i smell like shit
Your best physical feature: my asian eyes.
Your bedtime: whenever the nyquil wheres off
LAYER FOUR: YOUR PICK
Pepsi or Coke: aquafina
McDonald's or Burger King: mcdiddies
Single or group dates: if group dates means, me paul and maria, then group dates
Adidas or Nike: adidas, no laces
Lipton Tea or Nestea: nestea
Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or coffee: Cappuccino
LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?
Smoke: secondhand
weed: no
Cuss: alott
Single: im too many places too be anything but single
Take showers: yeah?
Have a crush(es): paul
Think you've been in love: with my dog
Like(d) high school: depends on the highschool
Want to get married: yeah
Believe in yourself: yes
Get motion sickness: not once ever
Think you're a health freak: HAHAHA
Do you get along with your parents:my parents and i are like this ... as in yes
Like thunderstorms: I AM THE GOD OF THUNDER AND LIGHTNING as in yes
play an instrument: hahahahhaha jethro tull, as in i just bought their greatest hits cd, as in i play bass but not as well as i would like.
LAYER SIX: IN THE PAST MONTH
Drank alcohol: yes, if only to get a horny 30 year old away from me
Gone on a date: im too good for that shit
Gone to the mall: yes
Eaten an entire box of Oreos: yep
Eaten sushi: nooo
Gone Skating: technically yes, really tried no
Gone skinny dipping: nope
Dyed your hair: nope
Stolen anything: i stole a corndog from the lunchline, does that count?
LAYER SEVEN: HAVE YOU EVER
Played a game that required removal of clothing: unless you mean shirts and skins basketball, no
Gotten beaten up: yes
Changed who you were to fit in: YES
LAYER EIGHT: GETTING OLDER
Age you hope to be married: whenever
Numbers of Children: a gazillion
How do you want to die: like that one lady in titanic
What do you want to be when you grow up: architect, or marine biologist
What country would you most like to live: finland
LAYER NINE: IN A GAL/GUY
Best eye color?: yellow
Best hair color?: yellow
Short or long hair: long
Height: taller than me, yeah right
Best first date location: who cares as long as you have fun.
Articles of clothing: as long as they look tizite
LAYER TEN: IN THE NUMBERS
Number of people I could trust: 7
Number of CD's I own: too many
Number of tattoos: none
Number of times my name has appeared in the paper? alot for some reason
Number of things in my past that I regret: 1
and now for random thoughts part 3 the revenge of the sith (code for the quotes version)
President John Adams regularly referred to George Washington as "an old muttonhead"
"Any man who hates dogs and babies cant be all bad" -Leo Rosten
Los Angeles full name is El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula
Cincinatti was nicknmed Porkopolis in the 1830s
Random Weed Facts
George Washington and Thomas Jefferson both grew hemp
Without hemp the US might have lost World War 2, due to the fact that the paratroopers parachutes were made of hemp
Our first flags were most likely made of hemp
The first and second drafts of the Declaration of Independence were written on hemp
Original jeans made by Levi Strauss were made of hemp
"Few men have the virtue to withstand the highest bidder" -George Washington
Size of the smallest man aliv, 26 inches tall
Most popular sheet music of all time "Yes, We Have No Bananas"
Q: How many dimples are there on a regulation golf ball? A:336
"History is a set of lies agreed upon" - Napolean
There are 635,013,559,600 possible hands in bridge
Elvis believed he was psychic and could move clouds
Q:What is the most common language of New York City cabdrivers? A: Urdu
more country song titles
"You're a Cross I Can't Bear"
"The Last Word in Lonesome is Me"
"The Only Hell Mama Raised is Me"
"I Went to bed with a 10 at 2 and woke up at 10 with 2"
and my favorite
"I Dont Know Whether to Kill Myself or go BOWLING"
the end