looooooooooong time. so to entertain you with the story of my name

[itsthorgasmic]

it was 1988 and my parents are fucking hardcore pinochle players (dont bash it til you play it) and they were also stoners, being hippies and whatnot. so a few weeks before my birth, they had the be all, end all pinochle game to end all pinochle games, and were conveniently tripping on lsd and other substances of various illegality. and my dad had

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[piratesareboss]

your dad is not a hippie, he's a scary bald man

[itsthorgasmic]

football player turned hippie turned bartender, this was the hippie stage

[buyamerican]

If this is true
They are hilarious

If this is false
You are hilarious

come back stat

[itsthorgasmic]

thats the truth, i stretched the lsd part, cause it was only my dad, my mom being pregnant at the time didnt want to fuck me up, so she was drunk instead.

and look what happened

[fatty_mc_fatter]

I am extremely happy that I've waited for 2 months and 26 days for that

[itsthorgasmic]

when's your spring break?

cause you are coming down here

[fatty_mc_fatter]

hopefully around 420

[mariariaria]

haha. i love stoners.