i havent updated this "do-dad" in a while. im currently sitting on lindsays bed and we're watching napoleon dynamite and smoking bowls. these days rule hard. i need a job thingy. help me with that. lobster tank is going to be off the something cool or other. i hope blue-bo lindsay and i's fish. i hope it makes it. go and shoot the j. ok i am out ( Read more... )

i would kill for one of those holiday popcorn tubs with the three kinds of popcorn in them right now

seriously

i love you dad
he is so happy it is making me cry
my father waited his whole life for this moment
go RED SOX

I think i am the worst person with timing of important things ever

is it just me, or do other people think this? be honest cause i know i suck at life already.

i blow

Bring your love and beauty as a person to Italy and let them see the Emily we all know and love deeply. i will miss you....

<33333333333333333

i miss steve.

<3

Perfect 10 model boxing is the hottest thing i have ever seen!!!!!!

yum

i lost my phone. son of a bitch.
i am getting sick. son of a bitch.
i need to get in a fight. son of a bitch.
i need a hug. son of a bitch.

-steve

p.s. son of a bitch.

i love emily fucking sims

someone beat me into shape

i need some sence knocked into me

someone JOB ME!!!!!

i need to do that whole school thing as well. i don't think i am to much smarter then a dead fish coming out of shamu's ass, but i still need to go to school.

someone kick my ass...please

<3 you

hate me

it sucks being the ugly guy in a band of hot ass dudes....yuck

someone chop me in half

me is eewww