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[itsyourtime]

Journal log - 10/09/09

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[soundof_drums]

Oh, another one. You'll find your kind to be in abundance here.

[itsyourtime]

What is this? How did you...

My kind?

[soundof_drums]

A doctor, of course! You did mention patients, after all.

[itsyourtime]

Yes. Of course. I am a doctor, an oncologist to be exact.

How are you responding to this?

[my_freeze_ray]

Uh, you're a doctor? I'm sorry to tell you this, but If you're having memories of a car wreck and don't know where you are, you're probably an inmate.

[itsyourtime]

Inmate? What are you talking about?

[my_freeze_ray]

Ah, welcome to the barge. If you're here, that means you're either dead, and an inmate who's incarcerated for his crimes, or alive and you agreed to come here to work as a warden.

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[itsyourtime]

Dead. Right. Lovely. Aside from the fact that I'm not on a barge, I haven't committed any crimes, and I certainly didn't agree to anything. Furthermore, I have already told you once to stop this prank and I...

...my phone isn't working.

[hyposprayed]

I'm McCoy- what do you need?

[itsyourtime]

I was told to speak with you if I wanted to work in the infirmary? My name's Dr. Statler, and when I was...alive? until recently, I was the head of oncology at the hospital in which I worked, though my medical expertise extends to many other emergencies my patients may have had.

[hyposprayed]

Another doctor are you? Well we could always use a pair of hands, I'll need to know more about your history- you're an inmate?

[itsyourtime]

I...am under that impression. Apparently my lack of awareness of why I am here indicates that I'm an inmate?

I'd give you the records of my work during my lifetime, but I'm afraid I can't access them here. I assure you, I was known for saving patients that no one else believed could recover, and though I'm not sure why I'm an inmate yet, it is certainly not for anything I did in my practice as a doctor.