Dr. Brennan, though I'd rather not be involved with you more than necessary, as you are my warden, I must deal through you. My injuries are healed enough that I can go to port, and I feel the need to do so.

I would much appreciate it if you'd visit me in the infirmary.

I seem to have fallen...someone...help.

I seem to recall from an earlier post...you are a merchant of sorts, are you not?

Dear Santa Claus,

I shall engage in this foolishness one more time to ask that Rassilon be gifted with any present given to me in double.

Sincerely,
Dr. Thomas Statler

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Dr. McCoy, I was wondering if you would be capable of performing a hysterectomy on one of these things. I am aware that they are born pregnant, not merely capable of asexual reproduction, but with how many of these things are getting killed on this ship anyway, the loss of the fetuses seems minor compared to the total extermination of the lot of ( Read more... )

Seeing as you are going to be the person in charge of my rights and livelihood, I was wondering what your intentions were regarding your recently assigned position.

Clearly, the pain medication we put someone on must have made them delirious.

I had several matters I wished to discuss with you.

( Long report of various things he noticed while everyone was injured. )