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My tweets
- Fri, 04:19: Just got oscillated-against in an inappropriate manner by this fan. It surprised me & kinda tickled.
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- Wed, 04:38: RT @ TheTweetOfGod: Just installed AutoCorrect throughout the universe. Accidentally sent 500 sinners to he'll.
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- Mon, 23:08: RT @ TheTweetOfGod: We are having a BBQ up here. I just swiped one of Adam's ribs. Seems like old times.
- Mon, 23:09: RT @ TheTweetOfGod: Dress for the job you want, not the job you have. In many cases, this will mean showing up to the interview in a pira ...
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- Mon, 14:45: I wish it was socially and legally acceptable to step outside without putting my clothes on.
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- Sun, 13:54: Another Bizarro comic http://j.mp/jk9O81
- Sun, 22:42: RT @ Jesus_M_Christ: My mom was such a prude.
- Sun, 22:43: RT @ TheTweetOfGod: It's never a good sign when the autopsy reveals the victim died of an autopsy.
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- Sat, 00:40: This posted on the predicted day of the rapture http://j.mp/kqCktr
- Sat, 05:32: "I will always cum onions for you babe" http://t.co/qw2wFDT
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- Fri, 01:12: Satan Rules http://j.mp/m5og39
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- Wed, 14:33: RT @ almightygod: Some humans seem to think environmental protections are about the earth. They're not. http://t.co/MP8GrR0
- Wed, 14:34: RT @ TheTweetOfGod: Bristol Palin saith Levi Johnston "stole" her virginity. Lo; someone arrest him for petty theft.
- Wed, 14:34: RT @ TheTweetOfGod: The road to hell is paved with good intentions. ( Read more... )
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- Thu, 00:18: Y'know, I should probably put something on before I walk by that window again.
- Thu, 00:19: RT @ almightygod: Who is Stanley Cup?
- Thu, 00:20: RT @ TheTweetOfGod: Here's the good news, Vancouver: When thy players get their post-Cup injuries treated, THEIR healthcare shall be free.