Comments | ittybityprodigy: 01. No one ever told me there'd be days like this

ittybityprodigy

01. No one ever told me there'd be days like this

May 20, 2009 18:40

[The writing is very sloppy as though someone is either a lefty, a boy, or a chicken is attempting to write. The first two are probably the most likely.]

Four things:

Tell me if you find a metal arm.

I need a damn good mechanic.

Cross mentioned someone named Fullmetal. Who are you?

And I'm called Alchemy.

c: fullmetal, demands, c: blood, c: p/raise, c: chicken, annoyed, c: king, c: renae, c: click, c: kazahana, c: xiong, c: cecdan, lf: artisan engineer, lost: one arm, c: snap

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feathered_earth May 20 2009, 23:52:41 UTC

Hey Alchemy, I'm Cara. I'll keep an eye out for your arm.

ittybityprodigy May 20 2009, 23:57:55 UTC

Since someone else already asked, it's my right and mechanical.

She's determined to be cheerful since he's such a crank feathered_earth May 21 2009, 00:18:01 UTC

Well, if it's around here it oughta be easy to spot! I'll let you know if I find it.

He's a total crank. xP ittybityprodigy May 21 2009, 00:27:02 UTC

Yeah.

kleptomonkey May 21 2009, 01:53:44 UTC

Mechanic, huh? I think maybe I could give it a shot! Do you have tools?

I'm Cecdan! Or Dani. Whichever works for you~

ittybityprodigy May 21 2009, 10:13:54 UTC

Why the hell would I have tools for it? I'm not a mechanic.

Dani. Nice.

kleptomonkey May 21 2009, 10:57:05 UTC

Just asking!

ittybityprodigy May 21 2009, 19:30:25 UTC

Is that supposed to mean you don't have them?

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snowburned May 21 2009, 05:05:55 UTC

Welcome to the sphere, Alchemy. It doesn't get any more normal from here.

ittybityprodigy May 21 2009, 10:14:43 UTC

Good to know that giant ant invasions and huge expanses of sticky sugar-things are normal.

snowburned May 21 2009, 15:31:25 UTC

Not normal...but unfortunately, common enough that we've learned to cope. These specific situations don't crop up frequently, but other strange ones do.

ittybityprodigy May 21 2009, 19:39:50 UTC

What the hell is with this place?

not_a_chicken May 21 2009, 16:22:15 UTC

Hey, I'm Chicken! I work maintenance around here, so I might be able to give ya a hand. Whatcha need fixed?

ittybityprodigy May 21 2009, 19:41:17 UTC

Nothing's broken.

not_a_chicken May 23 2009, 05:28:41 UTC

Oh! Uhhhh... So what's the mechanic for?

ittybityprodigy May 23 2009, 18:02:07 UTC

You remember your birth?

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totaldrama_king May 21 2009, 20:34:15 UTC

Whoa! A metal arm?! Are you, like, a robot?!

...Alchemy. That's a cool name! My name is King!

ittybityprodigy May 22 2009, 10:00:44 UTC

NO I'M NOT SOME GODDAMN ROBOT.

totaldrama_king May 22 2009, 19:53:21 UTC

...Then why is your arm metal?

ittybityprodigy May 22 2009, 20:37:50 UTC

You remember the cardinal rule of this world, right?

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