OPEN but for Bender. [capeandcowl verse]

[mightbethepope]

This whole time-traveling thing gets exhausting after a while. And does it only work in New York. Not that I'm complaining, I love New York. City of stars--or it would be, if you could see any ever. But come on already, it's just lazy.

And what's the point anyway? [rubs at his hair] I've been to the past, the future, or I guess--does that make

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[bendersgotback]

Personally, I'm sick of time travel. The past is and was crappy, bad smelling and possessing of tacky wallpaper.

...Also, I miss ultra-porn!

[mightbethepope]

Hey! It's not all tacky. Just most of it. And most all of it.

Nah, no way. Old school porn is where it's at. The cheesy music, the awful lighting... [sighs happily]

Wait so. Where are we, Bender?

[bendersgotback]

The year 2011. Except they've got superheroes this time. Pretty stupid, if you ask me.

[mightbethepope]

That's a when. But this looks like New York. Before--- I guess the 2011 part pretty much explained it, yeah.