mr. fox attends to late business.

[itwasnotso]

A week or so away from these things, and you miss such an absurdly large amount of events. I won't ask for explanations on what passed me by; most of it was, presumably, uninteresting, as long as it involved people beyond my sphere. On my end, I spent the past several workdays fixing obese white men with clogged veins. It was not the most

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Private to Jasper Reynard

[unbearded]

So I heard. I have to agree. He would've thought it was the funniest shit he'd ever heard about in his entire damned life.

I'm Devin. How do you know who I am?

Devin.

[itwasnotso]

Certain sources involved in that whole mess with the hotel room carcass. But most importantly, Sebastian Han -- a friend of mine, insofar that men like us could be friends. Business partners, if you will.

Bloom has been a particularly putrid thorn in my side. Seeing her taken down a few pegs was delightful.

Well done.

Jasper.

[unbearded]

Oh. Sebastian and I are on amicable terms as well.

I agree, it was.

[A long pause.] You seem to think I had something to do with it. Where'd you hear that from?

Devin.

[itwasnotso]

A deduction of sorts. You and I have [...] some certain things in common, and yet I didn't have anything to do with this. Nor did any of my other associates. Which leaves a pitiably small number of tales left with the braincells and sheer balls to pull it off.

[hatesbears]

World's smallest fucking violin, Reytard.

[itwasnotso]

Oh, good. That one was almost original.

[hatesbears]

Originality would require fucking thought I don't waste on shit-for-brains.

F fucking minus for the fucking book.

[itwasnotso]

You seem to have learnt so much from it. I quite enjoyed your note back. Ever the opponent to self-education, eh, Rose?

[bibbetyboo]

Hey, you're doing me a service. Fix them, and I don't get yet another fat man whose wife wants him to look amazing, so she doesn't look old.

[itwasnotso]

It's simply staving off the inevitable, you know.

[bibbetyboo]

[itwasnotso]

You work in a mortuary?

[claudiajane]

That sounds terrible, Mr. Reynard. I hope you take a vacation soon!

[itwasnotso]

Have you been finding your way into the apartment all right by yourself?

[claudiajane]

Yeah, no problem at all!

[itwasnotso]

I imagine dogwalking becomes easier with the advent of spring.

[kissthehook]

Lovely visuals, as always.

[itwasnotso]

Sharing is caring.

[kissthehook]

I'm overcome by all of the gooey, nice feelings.

[itwasnotso]

At least I'm not in liposuction. Now that is, I believe, gooey.