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I was asked to e-mail these jokes to someone on my friends list, but I realize I don't have the addy. Therefore, I am posting the jokes here behind an LJ-Cut.
1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians?
...A licker cabinet.
2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian?
... A Klondyke.
3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns?
...Militia Etheridge.
4. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
...Fur Traders.
5. What is a lesbian dinosaur called?
...A Lickalotapuss.
6. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?
....Well Hung.
7. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned?
....She was found face down in Ricki Lake.
8. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
....Even the pool table doesn't have balls.
9. What do you call lesbian twins?
....Lick-a-likes.
10. What's the definition of confusion?
....Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.
11. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?
....One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker
1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians?
...A licker cabinet.
2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian?
... A Klondyke.
3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns?
...Militia Etheridge.
4. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
...Fur Traders.
5. What is a lesbian dinosaur called?
...A Lickalotapuss.
6. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?
....Well Hung.
7. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned?
....She was found face down in Ricki Lake.
8. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
....Even the pool table doesn't have balls.
9. What do you call lesbian twins?
....Lick-a-likes.
10. What's the definition of confusion?
....Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.
11. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?
....One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker