Comments | iv0ry_heart: i swallowed the key

iv0ry_heart

i swallowed the key

Jul 03, 2004 03:13

well today i cunningly got myself locked out of the house. i sat waiting for my mom and stacy from two o'clock to around four thirty. i was first sitting out on the front porch, but the creepy men building the house next door were looking at me and holding conversations in spanish(and from the few words i caught, they were speaking inappropriately ( Read more... )

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guess whos back .. yeah lol virginplay17sn July 3 2004, 07:21:54 UTC

Soooooooo, sitting out their huh. You see stuff like that really makes me want to learn spanish, like flutently I mean. My hispanic friends in school tell me all the time how the spanish people are so rude and talk shit openly to other peoples back, thing is they can't understand what their saying so they just walk right by not knowing their being insulted ya know. It's crayz. You shoud have give those spaniards teh "look".

Re: guess whos back .. yeah lol iv0ry_heart July 3 2004, 08:58:25 UTC

hahahahahaha man i wish i knew it fluently. but the few words i did were both scattered and nonsensical. i got things like "girl" or "wood". which, neither make much sense alone. so thats why those fuckers are always talking up a hurricane!! jeez! but i mean, if i spoke a foreign language i'd probably take advantage of it as well :D
and as for the look, man i was staring at those dudes with it on my face for about an hour straight. it was a sort of "are you serious" look. ahahahaha but then the sun started shining on me so i went to the back.
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i got locked... vis_a_vis July 3 2004, 12:33:38 UTC

one time i got locked in a crawl space. i was down there for about 2 hours i just about shit my pants. so now i wont follow the white rabbit into the hole. BUT in my defense i was tricked into going in there.

you are a very entertaining person to talk to... especially when i get random ims telling me you suck used tampons. HAHAHHAHAHA. you silly girl.

and i am DAMN jealous of your creative writing class.

CIAO!

Re: i got locked... iv0ry_heart July 3 2004, 16:11:49 UTC

holy bejeezers! thats fucking insane! i would suffocate in a crawl space. how did you get out?!!?! and who tricked you into going in??? did someone tempt you with chocolate? or gummy bears? or maybe... a twinkie?

you are more entertaining to wack off to. oh wait. oops. i mean- errr.... to look at. hahahaha oh man. gotta love those used tampons, though. WHO DOESNT?! i just realized that is insanely nasty. hahaha

my mom just mailed my transcript and i go for registration on the 12th! hooraaaah!!!

cheers!!

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