The other day, this guy drew a picture, and said it was a penis. But it looked nothing like a penis. I looked at him funny. Shortly after that I changed my seat. Because no one like to sit by someone who might have a weird penis.
one time, when i was still dating satan, we went to this college thing to see different colleges. and we were sitting there, and grant drew a picture of a guy giving another guy a blowjob, and i was sad cuz i really wanted to write on that paper.
Yay! Story time! o_o One time I was sitting in Diagnostics when this girl named Christine put her foot on my chair and I noticed someone had signed it. I asked her who and she said some guy in a band called "Ashburn" and I got jealous and signed the other one, except in green permanent marker. She said it was a prettier signature anyway and put a shiny Lisa Frank sticker on it. That made me happy cause I always wanted to be called Lisa and there was a Lisa Frank sticker right there on my name. It was a star.
you ever think of how hard it'd be to fuck someone running? man i would give whoever can accomplish that a cookie.
well it is now sunday which means i have to knock out another week. but it's only 11 weeks until i come & see your pretty face! maybe by then (if you've resisted the short hair) i can snuggle my face into your long mane & go "pppphhhhhhhhhhhh!"
as for penis drawings chris wilkinson takes the cake. at one party over the summer he was the first to pass out & the first to wake up & unfortunately he got into the sharpie marker bag... so that whe 3 hours before everyone woke up he spent drawing penis on people's bodies & faces.
HAHA yes i think i'd give that individual a cookie too. and a whole jar to whoever was doing the running.
oh i know what ya mean. i have yet to complete my algebra dos homework b/c, hey... i'm LAZY. i think i will resist my short hair. only have to let it grow a few more inches (like 4 or 5) until i can have it cut to obscene perfection! HA! howdayalikethemapples? & you can snuggle your face in it & make any noise you want m'dear :)
hahahaha omg one time ty(ex) told me him & chris & some otherr guys were all drunk in his room, and chris passed out so they drew penises and "other gay shit" all over him and then... (dear god) they took those little oyster crackers, rubbed them in their (dear fucking god) assholes and then stuck them in chris's mouth.
wow that story just kept getting progressively worse and worse and WORSE.
hey, you posted on my journal about the layout. yeah you basically make pictures for the comments and the two sides of the subject line. here's a community that reaaaally helped: everything_lj. check the memories.
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well not the fact that you were sad, the fact that you were like "damn... i was gonna use that paper."
we got a tree yesterday! its fake but it looks real and it was prestrung with lights. its pretty & 7 1/2 feet tall!
anyway love yooou!
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One time I was sitting in Diagnostics when this girl named Christine put her foot on my chair and I noticed someone had signed it. I asked her who and she said some guy in a band called "Ashburn" and I got jealous and signed the other one, except in green permanent marker. She said it was a prettier signature anyway and put a shiny Lisa Frank sticker on it.
That made me happy cause I always wanted to be called Lisa and there was a Lisa Frank sticker right there on my name. It was a star.
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jusssssst kiddinnnnnng!
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well it is now sunday which means i have to knock out another week. but it's only 11 weeks until i come & see your pretty face! maybe by then (if you've resisted the short hair) i can snuggle my face into your long mane & go
"pppphhhhhhhhhhhh!"
as for penis drawings chris wilkinson takes the cake. at one party over the summer he was the first to pass out & the first to wake up & unfortunately he got into the sharpie marker bag... so that whe 3 hours before everyone woke up he spent drawing penis on people's bodies & faces.
i love you honey bunny.
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oh i know what ya mean. i have yet to complete my algebra dos homework b/c, hey... i'm LAZY. i think i will resist my short hair. only have to let it grow a few more inches (like 4 or 5) until i can have it cut to obscene perfection! HA! howdayalikethemapples? & you can snuggle your face in it & make any noise you want m'dear :)
hahahaha omg one time ty(ex) told me him & chris & some otherr guys were all drunk in his room, and chris passed out so they drew penises and "other gay shit" all over him and then... (dear god) they took those little oyster crackers, rubbed them in their (dear fucking god) assholes and then stuck them in chris's mouth.
wow that story just kept getting progressively worse and worse and WORSE.
<3 my angel
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yeah you basically make pictures for the comments and the two sides of the subject line.
here's a community that reaaaally helped: everything_lj.
check the memories.
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thanks a bunch!
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