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If shouting were an Olympic sport, my mom would test positive for doping...
My mother: What can I say about her? She's barely grasped the English language in her 40+ years in the States; she goes out clubbing every weekend besides the fact that she's over fifty (have you ever seen a pack of senior citizens at a club? Scary sight); she believes that every stroke of bad luck is the work of Santeria ( Read more... ) -
I know this violates Rules 1 & 2 of the internet, but...
I gotta stop trying to befriend /b/tards IRL.
*sigh*...seems like making friends has been tougher than ever lately. I've grown sullen and caustic and bitter toward everyone, and it's everyone else's fault but mine.
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You're Just Another Part of Me
So I go to shampoo my hair last night, only to find a large bulge coming out of the back of my head ( Read more... ) -
The University of Miami Hurricanes Football: (Mis)Representin the 305
The strange correlation between our darlings in the Gables and the city of Miami just dawned on me. At most colleges, the football team is the on-field representation of the student body, and usually the community as a whole. Think of it as a very physical round of cultural show-and-tell.
So one would think the same would hold true of the Miami ( Read more... ) -
Tell me a lie...
FAYETTEVILLE, Ga. (AP) -- WWE wrestler Chris Benoit, his wife and son were found dead Monday and police said they were investigating the deaths as a homicide.
Lt. Tommy Pope of the Fayette County Sheriff's Department said the three were found at their home about 2:30 p.m., but refused to release details.
Pope said results of autopsies on Benoit, ( Read more... ) -
Deconstructing the Hip-Hop Business
Tennacious I (3:13:00 AM): ...i think i could write an entire rap album in one night if i were so inclined...it doesn't seem very difficult
PitRottMommy (3:12:57 AM): lmao.
PitRottMommy (3:13:05 AM): You definitely could. You rock.
PitRottMommy (3:13:06 AM): NPI
Tennacious I (3:13:41 AM): just talk about straight thuggin...name-drop a city every 4 ( Read more... ) -
Somedays I really hate Industrialism
So I've been saving the ticket stub to every concert I've seen since 1998. It's not a major thing, just something I do to help me remember the show (and hey, it beats buying a $40 t-shirt ( Read more... ) -
Die Eier Von Satan
So it's official
On September 22nd, I embark with my sister and mom to Berlin.
Those Bavarians never met a motherfucker quite like me ;) -
These people will be in your neighborhood classrooms in no time, folks!
So...
I'm thoroughly convinced that everyone in the School of Education is a complete twit. Save for me, of course. That's just how I roll:
Observe:
Girl in Class: Well, you know, why did Paul have a lot of important parts in the Bible? Why was he so special?
Me: Because he was one of the Beatles. Duh.
*Girl casts an evil eye on me*
Me: You ( Read more... ) -
I got my fist, I got my pen, I got Survivalism
I usually avoid anything spewed out by Fox News (or any other media conglomerate, for that matter), but this certainly caught my eye. Normally, I just shrug my shoulders at the fodder we Americans call "news", but sometimes these fucknuts rile me out of my apathetic slumber with their bold stupidity ( Read more... )