Running ( Read more... )

So my former employer, Carino's Italian Grill in Sunrise, decided to close its doors on us today, no more than 24 hours removed from the busiest day of the year ( Read more... )

More poetry I cranked out recently. I was listening to a lot of John Mellencamp when I penned this one, so that might explain the very personal tone in this piece.

MM98.5So I caught you at work again, love ( Read more... )

...Than with a completely inappropriate AIM conversation?

New name change as well. I'm tired of people haphazardly pointing at me when they first hear my name and going "ha ha, Ivan the Terrible!"...So I did the next best thing to kicking them in the colon; I changed my name.

I'm not terrible. Not great (yet). I'm just OK, and that's OK by me.

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Flyboy I need to touch you ( Read more... )

*Wipes the dust off my old LJ*

Funny how some things still feel familiar after such a long time of dormancy. Typing in this LJ feels like slipping on an old, worn-out baseball glove after years of storage.

So needless to say, I'm back. For the time being. More posts will follow with time.

For now, I'm just basking in the warmth of LJ's glow.

King Arthur: I am your king.

Woman: Well I didn't vote for you.

King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.

Woman: Well how'd you become king then?

[Angelic music plays... ]
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, ( Read more... )

Taken from a conversation earlier today:

Me: Dude, I think the best kind of therapy is masturbation. Think about it: It's sex with someone you love!

Anonymous: Masurbation is great! I masurbate all the time! Hell, I masturbated before calling you!

Funniest. Comment. Ever.

I laughed about this one for a good 10 minutes.

It's official, I've become a Myspace whore ( Read more... )

LJ Interests meme results

1. billy joel:
   It's the piano man! C'mon!
2. csny:
   Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young are one of the greatest quartets I've ever heard. I had to give them their e-props.
3. florida marlins:
   My boyhood team who helped me dream in 1997, broke my heart in 1998, and won me all over again in 2003. Go Fish, indeed.
4. jrr tolkien:
   The Hobbit. ( Read more... )