i love summertime because every afternoon i can go to the gym, lay by the pool, and wash my car, in that order

one time i went to sunfest and got pretty drunk and threw up all over myself (and a little bit on jenna) while we were driving there and i threw my shirt out the window (and i liked that shirt) and some (really nice) guy that parked behind us let me wear his shirt

i am so glamorous!

got high and got down

dry spell

too many sleepovers for my own good

wearing knee socks and doin' it? for the win

jogra, focus! get it together and pick ONE of them

this road could use a few stop signs

did i really say vigorous?