I think all humans should come packaged with:

"Warning! Item may never figure itself out. Batteries and instruction manual not included."

...nuff said

Work is finally done. They're locking the doors today. No more drunk new yorkers, or horny french canadians, or picky new jersians ( Read more... )

Well...a bunch of people have done this for me, so I guess I'd better do it ( Read more... )

Today was a very strange day.

That is all...

Right, so, today's my birthday ( Read more... )

Guess who is now a licensed driver??

Hip hip hooray!

Favorite thing I heard today ( Read more... )

Would anyone mind if I killed myself?
Then at least the tears wouldn't burn.
I hate life.

Have you ever felt some way, and been absolutely astounded at yourself because you knew that if you didn't feel the way you did, your life would be so less complicated?

Let it be known henceforth that this day, August 28, is NATIONAL BADASS DAY.

Let all badasses unite!