Someone has snuck a balloon into my nasal cavity, and is slowly inflating it. My reaction is to drown myself in snot.

On the plus side, classese are all wrapped up, and I'll be in Alberta by next Wednesday. The past was grand, the future is bright, now only if the present will improve.

Last night I rented a VHS copy of a Mexican explotation film/crime thriller. In it Benicio Del Toro played the ice cream suited mob boss. A poor woman laid down her infant, in a box and wrapped in a blanket, on the steps of his alabaster palace. Benicio walked up to the box, paused, lifted up a pant leg to reveal an ornate brass leg, and then ( Read more... )

Christ, my life is boring. At least the weather here's improved. Most (not all) of the snow is gone, and I can ditch the winter jacket.

Classes are starting to wrap up. Job-wise plans aren't yet finalized, but I will be living in Calgary over the summer, since I'll just live at my mother's to save money. I intend to visit Edmonton as often as ( Read more... )

Thanks to a pointless previous post, I am now the only search result for "mountain of gold in antarctica." I am disturbed, intrigued, and possibly aroused ( Read more... )

GTA4.

What was the name of the movie that had the line "ever since they found that mountain of gold in Antarctica?" I know it was terrible, and I know we watched it at Project Hollywood. Otherwise, total blank.

40cm of snow, followed by an equivalent amount of rain. Have fun!

Thank God for beer, to give one the artificial courage to trog through that shit.

Literally. And I can't stop pitching comics, even after getting out of the business.

Finally snapping at my lack of new and interesting comics to read, I snagged most of Alejendro Jodorowsky's "Metabarons Universe." The three major titles being The Incal, The Metabarons, and The Technopriests. I can't believe I didn't read these sooner. ( Read more... )

I did so little I believe I actually devolved. Not that there wasn't any excitement, I just wasn't a part of it. The previous reading week the English sector lost a student. This reading week? An English sector teacher. Go team.

This is why big cities are better: more options than "go on a massive coke binge."

Because I ought to write about something. Reading Week is upon me next week, and I'm going to lay around and water my friend Kyle's plants in exchange for a better (read: always running) internet connection and an XBox to fuck around on. Good deal ( Read more... )