Bit of a New Year Spam. People who made me smile.
Gino. King of the Jungle. Delicious as his recipes. Cheeky, adorable, makes me really fancy Italian.
Daniel Bruhl. German-Catalan, multi-lingual, totally adorable. Cutest movie Nazi there is: -
Fabio. Always. There will always be Beautiful Brazilian in this here world!
God, he’s gorgeous.
Yes, I’d tap Xavi. Weird, eh?
Little Silva. Well, he's cute, aint he, and I'd like to sign him.
(think little pale child found his way in there...)
Ben Barnes. Admittedly not the best actor in the world but he plays a good Russian and he looks good in the nack.
Baby Andres. Wouldn’t take him to bed but I’d adopt him. World class in every sense, is this little cherub.
Oh, and with his mate Valdes, who shall be eyed later on. Tis SuperAndres!
Pep Guardiola. World-Beater, Record Breaker, Sex God…the list goes on.
Little Joey from the Scary Film - my seven year old self’s dream date!
Sami. Oh, Sami. Oh, Sami how I miss thee…
Gerard Pique. How can an ex-Manc be so utterly tasty, so delicious, so worthy of drool?
Paulo. Because maybe he doesn’t exist any more, but I still like to remember when he did…
Mr Arbeloa. He of Lost in Town moment. He of flustered expression and total debilitating affect on women. The bastard might’ve fucked off and left us but he’s still delicious. Or he was. I refuse to acknowledge him, post-Liverpool:
Rebah Shevah. The name will be lost on most, but I do like European Thespians!!!
Vicente. Because dark, moody, messed up and gorgeous does fit my M.O
Just to begin with, yes…