oh, fuck it. i'm gonna have a party.

[ivorylineslead]

well, my twentieth birthday went off without a hitch. my parents took stephen and me out to brunch this morning (return of the cornmeal pancakes!), during which i became $200 richer (and probably some pounds heavier, due to the amount of candy i received). i dragged poor stephen (i say "poor" because he seems to be coming down with a cold and

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[archaeo]

Dude, do it. Nudie photos online pay really well. I did some shit fetish stuff awhile ago and that's how I buy all my nice clothes.

[junkiethemunkie]

I KNEW it was you! That was some pretty hot stuff, Dustin.

[ivorylineslead]

and where might i find those photos, dustin?

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