put that in your toilet paper roll and smoke it! (heh, kenny)

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well uh, fuck me.

hello, i love you.

(insert one of jordan's lame stories from the orange peel gazette here)

i just heard FOXNEWS refer to ecstacy as a "designer drug."

if anyone finds my phone; let me know.

penis game, replace 1 word of a given subject with the word penis, in this case, movies.
Janna= dude, where's my penis?!?!
another fav.= my big fat greek penis and the passion of the penis and also the texas penis massacre. hahahaha. thank you.

i burnt my tongue on some pizza four days ago and it still hasn't recovered.

http://www.video-c.co.uk/microshow.asp?vidref=benn001&FileType=ISDNstream